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...the male species on their planets won't ask for directions either?

2006-10-10 15:01:34 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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They Have made contact but haven't you paid attention to the questions that we have had around here lately????(mine included) I think some of us may be alien material undercover.........

2006-10-10 15:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by no 4 · 0 0

I ALWAYS stop to ask for directions, even when I'm not lost. I'm sure there are better reasons why they don't trouble themselves with us. Here is a transcription from a Tralfamadorian diary I found in my grandmother's Sterno wine stash:

"Crash-landed into north-central Lake Erie at 4.57.865 yesterday. Intercepted radio traffic from a Sir Rush Limbaugh just before our star-drive threw a Gillooly valve. We'd just agreed we'd never set a protopod upon such a moronic, primitive planet, and, ironically, we wound up right in the belly of it.

"Sir Limbaugh is apparently either a great nation's leader or some sort of toilet flushing apparatus, we're not sure which. These humanoids seemingly worship some deity called "jorgebush," who appears to be some type of lemming with a mass-hypnosis death wish. This planet is doomed to self-destruct sometime within the next two Yurkie cycles. There is no time left to try to save us. Save yourselves and stay out of this galaxy unless you want to be pulling your touishees out of your wallengradders. Tell mum I love her and tell Swengush I died with her holograph up my rungtreer. Bury me dorse up so the whole nebuli can kiss my rungtreer, too, while you're at it.
---"Glattings and a Norsey Conglaplooook.
---- "Yngwie, RSVIPISS"

Maybe that explains it better than I can.

2006-10-11 09:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Extra terrestrails have made contact many times...
Many cultures have records of this... Some people through out history have taken the time to write stories that are acctualy true...

2006-10-10 22:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Deegoor 3 · 0 0

LOL!!! A male is a male no matter where they are from!!



Why is it that men refuse to ask for directions anyways!?!?

2006-10-10 22:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by XxbrooklynnxX 5 · 0 0

Nope I think there scared of the cazy people over here

2006-10-10 22:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by karrie r 2 · 0 0

I think that they have made contact and the government is covering it up!

2006-10-10 22:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by day dreamin baby 5 · 0 0

Eeh Probably. If it happens here it can happen anywhere lol

2006-10-10 22:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure they have....ever hear of George Bush?

2006-10-11 22:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by TJDAVILLE 3 · 0 0

That's a very good observation. LOL

2006-10-10 22:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0 0

Not at all.

2006-10-10 22:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

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