2006-10-10 14:57:10 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If I found a mustache in my hot fudge sundae, I'd probably start tugging the ends of the mustache. But then, out of no where, my sundae would jump up and yell 'Hey! Don't do that! It took me a looong time to grow that mustache', and I'd be like 'Oh, cool, a talking sundae!'. Then I'd get distracted by some guy walking by my table, and I'd sigh and say 'I'd hit that', and the sundae would be like 'Sorry babe, you can't have him. Who would want a woman who talks to sundae's?'. =P
2006-10-10 15:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by gracexofxthexspider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I have a moustache, I'd be far more concerned if there were no moustache in my hot fudge sundae.
However, if the moustache were detached and lying in my sundae, my first impulse would be to cover it up before anyone else saw it. Because that would surely mean that Betty White's velcro merkin had once again called my upper lip a short-lived "home," as it tends to do from time to time. This is the sort of faux pax that surely condemns one to some rather undue and rude after-dinner gossip. Certainly nothing I'm fond of right now. I'm just now living down having Sandy Duncan's right eye being found in my mint julip.
Can't have one person shouting, "Wooden eye? Wooden eye?" and the other answering, "Woolen ewe? Woolen ewe?" I wouldn't wish that on Louie Anderson.
2006-10-11 11:14:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only moustache in my hot fudge sundae would be mine.
2006-10-10 22:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would keep collecting them. If you send 25 moustaches and $2.99 for shipping and handling you will recieve a free subscription to "Follicle & Ice Cream Monthly", your guide to complete body hair care and the latest in ice cream flavors and fads.
2006-10-10 23:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by taboobiker73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u speaking in code? Is there something crazy going on? Did u have a bad dream? This has to be a puzzle. But honestly i would have to try it on myself. i would say extremely "flavorful" food for thought. I can just see the whole reality of it. Nice.
2006-10-10 22:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by the sponge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first off I'll make sure that it was a mustache and not a worm. If it was a mustache I would complain to the manager. If it was a worm then I'd just eat it.
2006-10-10 22:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, no that wouldn't be my sundae... I don't wear a mastache. I'd just tell the ice cream guy that he gave me the wrong cone =P
2006-10-10 22:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by brother from QG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would eat the sunday but take the moustache to use as disguise to go watch rated R movies
2006-10-10 22:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by platoon793 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would immediately blame Tom Selleck.
2006-10-10 21:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It had better be attached to a guy I like who's about to give me a sweet, chocolate-flavored kiss.
2006-10-10 22:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋