Pam Anderson salivating, snarling, and barking over a bucket of KFC?
2006-10-10 14:54:38 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would be a little freaked out! Actually, I would take pictures and leave, I could make thick cash with pics like that!
2006-10-10 14:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd see how much extra it would cost me. I could use some cheap entertainment, and you just don't get any cheaper than Spamela Lee Anderson, unless you can afford six bucks for Paris Hilton or two dollars for Paula Poundstone.
I'd pay big money to see Spam Lee go completely feral in my very own basement, provided I could chain her to the wall and put spotlights on her, maybe do a webcam show with her in the nude. She'd have to be kept totally naked at all times so she couldn't conceal some sort of weapon, for example, a howitzer cannon, or maybe a cruise missile.
Naturally, a full cavity search would be performed with a team of Sherpa guides and about a quarter-mile of strong hemp rope so nobody would get lost forever in that hellish cavern. Rumour has it that it's inhabited by blind carp. Not blind from lack of light, mind you, there's a sizable window there that would do the roof of the Houston Astrodome justice. They're blind simply from advanced parasitic yellow dingo syphilis.
[I call her "Spam" because spam is really cheap meat and every time one opens up the box it's all covered with that slimy yellow *****.]
2006-10-11 01:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go get a stun gun. Stun her and take the KFC eat it then take her out of the house so that she wouldn't be able to find her way back. If I liked the house enough I'd buy it.
If I didn't......well I'd call tommy Lee and seee if he was interested just so she couldn't get it.....
2006-10-10 15:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That video would get more attention than the Tommy Lee one...
2006-10-10 14:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask her for a breast or thigh...from the bucket, of KFC.
2006-10-10 14:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by STONE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first i would ask for a breast or a thigh.... from the kfc bucket
i would ask her if she would share and if she didn't, i would run around in circles screaming until my head poped. or just go buy a snacker from the kfc down the street
either one fine by me
2006-10-10 14:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by platoon793 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Put antifreeze in the chicken and hope she was dead by the time the deal was closed.
2006-10-10 16:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by locatorchic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd buy the house immediately, and ask questions later.
2006-10-10 15:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chain her over the mantle
2006-10-10 14:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd buy the house anyway then I'd be responsible for rehabilitating her.
2006-10-10 14:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋