They won't quit singing or making candy, its pissing me the hell off. I went to wal-mart but couldn't find any repellents to get rid of them.
2006-10-10 14:47:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Send them to me! I love the Oompa Loompas and don't know why anyone would want to get rid of them.
2006-10-10 14:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use an enema if you've been invaded by oompa-loompahs. They should not be up there "making candy". It sounds like a parasitic relationship where they supply you with candy for using your anus as a dwelling, but the "candy" is actually a brain-altering substance which helps numb your senses so that you become more oblivious to their presence, save for the trail of "candy" you leave behind you where-ever you go.
Wal-Mart should be the last place you should go, there is reported oompa-loompa infestations in over 67% of these stores. That's over two-thirds! Are you willing to take that risk?
2006-10-10 21:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!! Another guy that makes weird questions!!!
there's some repellent on eBay.
2006-10-10 21:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Drake ☮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think first of you have to find the sorce of where they are coming from WILLY WONKA! Then destoy that and they should go away! I'm not sure but thats my guess...... Hope that works ha ha
2006-10-10 21:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ciji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck, send them to me. I will join their singing all the way to the bank.
2006-10-10 22:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
annihilate them with squirt guns and they melt (they are distant cousins to the wicked witch of the west)
2006-10-10 21:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by scape.squad.story 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the squirells to crack nutz over their heads!
2006-10-10 21:49:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a trail of cocao beans leading out of your house and into martha stewerts house...she deserves it..
2006-10-10 21:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't see a shrink because obviously you need some help!
2006-10-10 21:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by stitchfan85 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join them
2006-10-10 22:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by Tessa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋