2006-10-10 14:47:04 · 25 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Even the Republicans are scared of him.
2006-10-10 14:56:44 · update #1
I'd take a page out of Dick Cheney's own book, grab my shotgun, and shoot him in the face.
2006-10-10 14:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Skippy 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
It depends. If he's holding a gun, I'd pat myself down, checking for bullet holes. If there is no gun, I'd say, "Sorry, Dick, I won't go DUCK (quail) hunting with you." Or: I'd grab my phone, dial 911, and tell the dispatcher that someone has invaded my home, and that I will do what I have to do to protect my property. They'll get here in no time.
I have my doubts that Dick Cheney would ever come to my house. I have not known him to associate himself with the common people. No worries.
2006-10-11 00:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i would grab anything I could and commence the *** beating. I was tought that once you start dont stop till they can't move b/c they might get up and get u till you can't move. LOL some of these questions and answers make laugh so hard
2006-10-10 21:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by gaidens_momma 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would immediately jump out of bed, take him to my car, and drive him over to your place to go hunting! Good luck soldier - your virgins are awaiting you....
2006-10-10 22:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Boof 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He just got through putting saran wrap on your toilet after putting exlax in your coffee and removing the toilet paper out of your bathroom and ky jelly on your toilet seat..,hehehehe I think its funny too.
2006-10-10 21:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by halfbright 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you hoping that he'll make a pass at you? Why don't you try holding your breath until that happens? I don't know if that will make you pass out, but at least it will keep you from spewing more garbage for a little while.
2006-10-10 21:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by senior citizen 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well I don't own a gun, but I think I could physically overpower the old man... he shouldn't be in my home. I would then call the police.
2006-10-10 21:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Aleksandr 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would grab my inhaler and start puffing, I must be low on oxygen and hallucinating.
2006-10-10 21:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'd shout holy flip, reach for the closest pointy object, and start wailing on him.
Then again, I'd do that to anyone who looked as evil as that, standing next to my bed in the morning.
2006-10-10 21:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by Roger Y 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Take the mirror away from him , stuff a dirty sock in his mouth, and take him in front of my microwave oven and turn it on(I think he has a pacemaker). Let him fry.
2006-10-10 21:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustme_erin 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋