My fish are robots with cameras in their eyes and when I went to the hospital to get stiches and they implanted a tracker in my arm, they know where I am all the time! I saw them to, they have three eyes!
2006-10-10 12:35:06 · 20 answers · asked by Total Insanity! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stick your head in the ground, maybe they will go away
2006-10-10 12:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you have a problem? A bit too much coke, maybe? I was going to suggest making cookies for the feds and inviting them in for cocoa, but cookies might just attract more bugs. Just wondering; are you by any chance related to the WSIDNR person? And who has 3 eyes; the FBI guys or your fish? I do have a solution though. Make a hat out of tin foil and wear it all the time. It will make you invisible so that no one can bother you ever again, and foil wrapped around your phone speaker will quickly stop the tap!
2006-10-10 19:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly, Quickly!
You must hire a hard boiled detective who never takes yes for an answer!
This will procure the ultimate sympathy in everyone that has ever known you, causing them to rush to your aid and even allowing them to be open to any ridiculous subliminal suggestions you burden them with. Huge masses of humanity will forge a barrier against all and any flesh-shredding FBI Nanomite robots (because it's NOT the giant robots we should beware of, but the MICROSCOPIC ONES ----)
2006-10-10 20:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an exterminator for the bugs,buy a new phone,flush the fish down the toilet and cut the tracker out of your arm and say "NO" to drugs!
2006-10-10 19:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to make a suit out of tin foil. It will cause interference with the surveilance equipment.
2006-10-10 19:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok you're crazy, but probably right.
Cut your arm where the chip is, and take it out, put a pillow case over the fish tank, and RUN!!!!!!!
2006-10-10 19:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Phil the janitor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude or dude-et. Lay off the drugs. You're trippin'.
2006-10-10 19:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep asking questions.
2006-10-10 21:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by topogigio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the fbi and ask them
2006-10-10 19:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by Aaron A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well better stay in the house then, till they come for you
2006-10-10 19:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋