been saving this one for just such an occasion...
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive
fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart
surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college.
2006-10-10 12:08:45
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answered by Zee 6
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of direction it may. seem at it this form, you're making a rational argument that works in a rational difficulty, yet once you're thinking approximately committing suicide you have of course stopped utilising good judgment and reason an prolonged time in the past. At that element you're all emotions and all varieties of volatile, and in that state the smallest issues could have the main profound result on you, even issues much less conspicuous than song. it might possibly not additionally be a happy music, yet maybe something that takes you out of your person little international the place each and every thing sucks long adequate to confirm you have been being stupid, or in spite of this maybe it is a happy music that sways you strongly on your irrational suggestions-set, or then a third time maybe it is purely a music that speaks approximately your difficulty completely and it facilitates to renowned human beings have been for the time of a similar and made it out ok. So confident, song can save your existence, and confident it is going to sound stupid to everybody yet you if it occurs. i'm unable to assert song has "saved my existence" by using any means, in spite of if it has easily had adequate of an result on me at particular situations for me to appreciate the belief. Edit: by way of reliable opposition to that view i assume I ought to show that i'm not saying each and every 13 year previous that blbbers on approximately their popular band saving their existence has a valid case, that may not what I mean. in simple terms that persons who're extremely prepared to kill themselves, to consciously deliver forth their very own dying, at the instant are not thinking on a similar wave length as maximum persons. And it is not impossible that throughout some go with circumstances, a style of extreme strung persons' judgements became effected by using song. some human beings's entire lives revolve around song and so it is going to deeply flow them coupled with extreme emotional rigidity. I mean, the final element Ian Curtis of excitement branch did in the previous he killed himself became positioned and Iggy Pop album on, that became his final action on earth. maybe if he had positioned on "3 Little Birds" by using Bob Marley and not a positioned up-punk album stated as The fool it could have been diverse. maybe not, however the element is, everybody is extraordinary and can have emotions very deeply linked to song, the belief isn't thoroughly out of the question.
2016-11-27 20:08:28
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answered by ? 4
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I DON'T want to join...looks like you are dead. Sorry.
Motivation should come from the heart not from scripted stuff.
2006-10-10 12:06:29
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answered by Puppy Zwolle 7
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