OR recreational sex with multiple partners
OR recreational abortions (just for kick & giggles)
OR hugging trees
2006-10-10 11:03:04 · 14 answers · asked by E LIB o NATOR 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Irish Eyes - OMG - LMAO
2006-10-10 11:08:01 · update #1
A lot of them never get that far; they get stuck on whether to check Male or Female (liberal females are typically mannish and liberal males tend to be effeminate).
2006-10-10 11:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Irish Eyes 4 · 5⤊ 5⤋
If I can get this through to one right winger I'll be happy "liberal" and "hate" don't go together. Hate is for the far right. We might feel pity or the urge to vomit, or wish your mother had thought of abortion, but we don't hate. Myself, I like to take recreational drugs, then have sex with multiple abortions inside a tree. Watch out for splinters.
2006-10-10 18:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by socrates 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just happened to meet a Liberal yesterday. He said he goes to developing Nations and helps farmers. He tests the soil calculates the rainfall and seasons and teaches the farmers how to grow the crop most suited for their area.
He actually said he enjoys helping people.
So I'm thinking if he enjoys helping then why isn't he in Iraq killing children that will grow up to be suicide bombers.
You have to preemptive this little snot nosed terrorists.
2006-10-10 18:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Skull&Bones 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hobbies:
Driving off bridges and leaving young girls in the water to die.
Smoking cigars in the oval office.
Staining Old Navy dresses
Making out with fat, ugly 20 year old interns.
2006-10-10 18:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Drugs first
Greedy Second
illict sex third often times for the above 2
finally hating Con's because were like have a family get of drugs.
2006-10-10 18:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
And what do you write down as your hobbies?? Asking totally ridiculous questions that have no gray matter involved??? I'd rather hug a tree any day thank you.
2006-10-10 18:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by carpediem 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Whatever their answer is you can bet it isn't what the Conservative Republicans put down; recreational sex with young boys!
2006-10-10 18:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by manyolito 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I don't write down any of those things. Do you write making weak arguments first for yours or do you go with hating everyone that has differing viewpoints?
2006-10-10 18:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
I think we can list bitter hatred of liberals as one of your hobbies.
2006-10-10 18:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by brian2412 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If ALL liberals, as you say, do the things you do, they I guess YOUR HOBBY is PEDOFILIA. It make just about as much sense as your questions, or, for that matter, YOU...
2006-10-10 18:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by linus_van_pelt68 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋