Call Captain Kirk---He'll have the Enterprise circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
2006-10-10 15:35:16
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answered by sircaulksalot 2
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Hopefully, as you asked the Q 3 days ago, you have some toilet roll and are off the loo! I just thought i would mention - don't wipe it on a wood floor, you will get splinters. Another no no would be laminate floor - friction burns! Don't get yourself in this situation again!
2006-10-13 01:44:21
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answered by Little_Chicken 2
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Kitchen roll, newspaper
2006-10-10 10:26:28
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answered by ? 2
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Nonallergenic leaves, wet cardboard from roll, damp washcloth, catalog, pulp fiction, or manually wipe.
Not Recommended: sibling's or spouse's toothbrush
2006-10-10 10:29:04
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answered by ERIC G 3
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Flannel, Soap & Water
2006-10-10 10:25:10
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answered by ? 6
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I suggest you run down to the store and buy some more......
2006-10-10 14:15:20
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answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6
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You'r not the 37 year old underpants man are you !
2006-10-12 06:40:42
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answered by Kimberley C 1
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If you have a garden you could try rubbing your bum along the ground just like dogs do.
2006-10-10 10:28:28
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answer #8
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answered by ragingmk 6
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Get your girlfriend on a clinker hunting mission
2006-10-10 10:26:54
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answered by MCP 3
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Get to your 24 hour supermarket!
2006-10-10 11:10:41
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answered by bambam 5
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