While trying to escape through Pakistan, bin-Laden finds a bottle and picks it up. A female genie rises from the bottle and with a smile says, "Master, may I grant you one wish?
Osama responds, "You ignorant, unwothy daughter of a dog. Don't you know who I am? I need no unclean woman giving me anything! Women are only to serve muslim men and bear Allah's children!"
The shocked genie says, "Please. I must. If I cannot grant you a wish I shall be returned to that bottle forever!"
Osama thinks for a moment, then, grumbling about women's impertinence, says, "Very well. I want to wake in the morning with three American women in my bed. Do it and be gone!"
The annoyed genie replies, "So shall it be!", and disappears.
The next morning bin-Laden awakes in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton by his side. He has been castrated, both knees are smashed and he has no health insurance.
How likely is this scenario?
2006-10-10 09:32:18 · 4 answers · asked by Samurai Hoghead 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Not likely , because I don't think bin Laden would take three good American women. He would repell them. It would be great if someone would crush his knee's and casterate him, but un-fortunately that won't happen either. He is Dead !! Did you get a severe headache after thinking about this one ??
2006-10-10 09:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fairly likely until the bottle bit
2006-10-10 16:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Apollo C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too likely but you can tell him to check out http://creditoffernow.com/affordable.
2006-10-11 15:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by iamdamoon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!!!
That would be justice.
2006-10-10 16:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋