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I've just got a pet tapeworm and already we're quite attached, he hangs out with me most days I love my tapeworm and I would like to know what is the best food for a 6 week old, I like to share my food with him but is he ready for solids yet?

2006-10-10 09:19:18 · 27 answers · asked by KU 4 in Pets Other - Pets

27 answers

pot noodle

2006-10-10 09:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You don't have to eat the food. Just keep sticking food up your butt till it comes out of your mouth.
It is less calories that way.

Try chicken tacos first.
Whole apples, candied or not.
Cans of soup. Leave it in the can, or freeze it, then ram it on up. A whole pizza.
Any animals that meow are good food.
Just stick your fist up there for the day.
Have a friend take a dump... this you can eat.
Pumpkin pie if you live in the northeast USA.
Make sure you cork yourself up when you are done. Wine bottles are good for this( the gallon ones, Carlo Rossi.)

That should be good for a few hours.

Get a job at the local supermarket, and just keep rammin'.

2006-10-10 09:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by s t 2 · 0 1

a tapeworm can eat anything that goes into ya stomach, a favourite would be raw, cold meat such as beef or slices of ham straight outta the fridge, they provide haven for tapeworm eggs to breed anyways i recommend ya go to a docs about this.

2006-10-10 09:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by hellraiza15 3 · 0 0

Oh what a fine pet! You'll be friends for along time I am sure.
Tapeworms eat everything you eat, and the more food the better. Solids are fine now. If you feed them enough, they'll make cool little friends! If you collect their little friends, you can share them with all your friends, kind of like a worm version of sea monkeys.

Enjoy your new pet.

2006-10-10 09:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Max 4 · 3 0

i,ve had mine for a while now & at 1st we didn,t get along. all the stomach cramps etc, but now the weight is just dropping off me no matter what i eat. tapeworms will just about eat anything so solids are fine. try to eat as often as possible to get him/her up to a decent size before consulting ur doctor though

2006-10-10 09:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Taco Bell

2006-10-10 09:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Michellemybelle 2 · 1 0

I heared Vanilla Ice Cream, not sure if it's true, never had chance to test it out though as my tapeworm lives in my Lung...

*cough*

2006-10-10 09:28:03 · answer #7 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 0 0

Well my comrade NINJA a tape worm would usually eat usually rotten meat such as fish (dead fish) and everything that contains meat such as cows or humans.Don't get shock they will only eat dead stuff so don't be afraid that it will eat you a live after all i doesn't have a mouth like a dog or a snake.Ninja boy i am willing to know you more after all we migth just be comrades what do you say.

2006-10-10 09:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Feed it what you like - they are not fussy eaters though mine preferred cream cakes and donuts. If you are successful it will reproduce and you will have a nice little family unit. Be sure to sell the eggs to desperate dieters and let your family and friends share in your good fortune.

2006-10-10 09:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 0 0

Try baby food...your tapeworm will wiggle with delight.

2006-10-10 09:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by mrspatpat79 2 · 1 0

I'd say some Salmonella, with a side of Botulism, Trichanosis for dessert?

2006-10-10 09:27:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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