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I been trying so hard with my wife and she simply can't get me pregnant? Should I dump her and get another woman who will get me pregnant?

2006-10-10 07:56:40 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

36 answers

Thank you I really needed to laugh.

2006-10-10 08:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by just_call_me_susie 2 · 0 0

If you really want to have a baby you will have to become a woman, or you could just try getting your wife pregnant instead!

2006-10-10 08:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 0 0

Dump her and get another woman. You don't need this. You want a baby, find someone that can give it to you.

Men can't get pregnant. Sex change?

2006-10-10 08:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by LiSa B 3 · 0 0

Yea i definately think you should dump her and get with another woman I mean COME ON!!! It doesn't take that long for a MAN to fall pregnant....It only took my boyfriend 2 months and he gave birth to a beatiful baby girl...Get real!!

2006-10-10 08:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by Liyah 1 · 0 0

It's impossible for a man to get pregnant, it's the woman who gets pregnant and has the baby. If you and your wife have been trying to have a baby for a long time and not succeeded, it's time to talk to a doctor and/or fertility specialist.

2006-10-10 08:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Blue Jean 6 · 0 1

If you can find a way to get pregnant then you'll be loaded , have fun with that , maybe you should cheat on her i have 2 friends that cheated on their men and got pregnant lol , try it out

2006-10-10 08:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get another woman that knows the Art of the Drill.

2006-10-10 07:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Make sure you are eating her out at least 3-4x a day and you should be pregnant in no time! Good Luck

2006-10-10 08:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by ntlgntbtch 2 · 0 0

LOL, My husband had the same problem! But he stuck with me, and even though he can't get pregnant, we have worked through those issues. We compromised, and he got me pregnant instead.

2006-10-10 08:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by mountain_laurel1183 5 · 0 0

yes, another woman may have better luck fertilizing you.
And make sure you face true North when doing it, the magnetic polarization will help you out.
And never, ever eat spaghetti between midnight and 4am. That will destroy your chances of getting pregnant for sure.

2006-10-10 07:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 1 0

I think your problem lies in a fundamental misunderstanding of the whole process. I suggest you buy a book or a video on the subject and then try again.

2006-10-10 07:58:57 · answer #11 · answered by rchlbsxy2 5 · 1 0

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