Points for the one who gets the most laughs and groans.
2006-10-10 07:48:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
The funniest/strangest rhyme I've heard was "intermixed 'em" used to rhyme with 'Brixton'. Very inventive!
i.e.
Now love and jealosy are dangerous passions,
I should never have intermixed 'em.
I should have been much wiser 'cause
Now I languish here in Brixton.
2006-10-10 08:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Gone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe Half Man Half Biscuit had a song that went "She buys her clothes in Marks and Spencer, La la la la Lech Walensa" which takes some beating. Also Snap who rapped "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" which you've got to admit is fairly terrible. And my all time favourite for sheer badness is Paula Abdul's "Straight Up", where a phrase goes onto the next line when it shouldn't, she sings "Am I just a page in your historeee - book something something...."
the songwriters just need a big slap for that sloppy piece of writing.
2006-10-10 17:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Rottens' wonderful:
"I am an Antichrist, I am an Anarchiste"
(from "Anarchy in the UK" by the Sex Pistols)
Always raises a groan from me.
I heard some rapper on an Eminem song bragging about how he "got more a.ss than a toilet seat".
What - people like to sit on him and take a shi.t do they? Poor man.
2006-10-10 14:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bless the Barenaked Ladies for this one...
chicken de china, the chinese chicken
I had a drumstick and my brain stopped tickin'
watching X files with no lights on
we're dans la maison
Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
next thing I'm tantric
Actually... just that whole song is hilarious.
2006-10-10 14:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by cazd_83 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kaiser Chiefs...
'cause we are Birds of a Feather, and you can be the fat one!"
Art Brut - Good Weekend...
"We came home from the cinema, through the front door, up the stairs, through the bedroom door, onto the bedroom floor, I'VE SEEN HER NAKED, TWICE!!!, I'VE SEEN HER NAKED TWICE!!!"
Art Brut - Formed a Band
"Formed a Band, we formed a band! Look at us! we formed a band!"
"We're gunna be the band, that writes the song, that makes Isreal & Palestine get along, and we're gunna take that song, and play it, 8 weeks in a row on top of the pops!"
"we're gunna write a song as universal as happy birthday"
Art Brut - Emily Kane
"I hope this song, finds you fame, I want all the school kids on the buses, singing your name"
"I'm still in love with my old flame, I'm still in love with Emily Kane... I've not seen her in 10 years............ 8 months, 6 weeks, 7 hours, 15 mins & 27 seconds" (changes everytime they play it live)
Art Brut - Rusted guns of milan (a song about how he can't get it up)
"I know I can, I know I can, I'm fine when I am with my own hand,
Never used, my rusted gun of milan...
It doesn't mean that I don't love you, one more try, with me above you....
LEAVE THE LIGHT ON! LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR ME!!!"
And also a lot of funny things by Goldie Lookin' Chain... lyrics from Half man Half Machine & **** to Me, are great!
2006-10-10 18:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dazzar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um the whole of Hocus Pocus by Focus
Completely random psycadelic Heaven
2006-10-10 15:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im not sayin gary glitters a pedo all im trin to say is that hed probably try and buy your silence for a bag of cheedos high labedo all the way from birmingham to vietnam make your childs **** look like a baked ham your childs new school chum with an zoey 101 you can spend years in thearphy tryin to forget me ill hurt you if you dont let older girls just depress me
2006-10-10 14:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Razor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic
Babe I'm An addict now
Fanatic for your love.
Adrian Gurvitz had the nerve to rhyme classic, attic, addict and fanatic. Jeez!!
2006-10-10 15:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the lyrics to I Am The Walrus by The Beatles. I am the egg man.. coo coo ca choo. Very strange......
2006-10-10 15:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't there a rap song that rymed Caller with Impala
"High baller, shot caller, 20 inch blades on the impala"
Somthing like that?
I always though they were stretching it there...
2006-10-10 16:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by mdworker2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋