She used to before we got married but now it's never. I always enjoy licking carpet and tossing her salad.
2006-10-10 07:24:40 · 20 answers · asked by The Hispanic 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
maybe find a new euphemism?
2006-10-10 07:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, yep, yep, she's willing to do almost anything to get the guy, and now she's got him, she's got him. Sorry, pal, I can commiserate with you but haven't a clue to how to help, for similar reasons. I've been married twice. The first wife loved sex but soon grew to hate me. The second wife loves me but hates sex. Good luck.
2006-10-10 07:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boycott.
2006-10-10 07:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by onlineseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for her.........I wouldn't swollow your sword either..
Horney Guy!! And learn better ways to talk. She might be turned OFF!
2006-10-10 07:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by LuvMe2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing it for her and see if she likes it. If she mentions something about why you stopped doing it ask her the same question.
2006-10-10 07:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by DaRkViXeN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find someone with a sword, your dagger's not satisfying her.
2006-10-10 11:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by Chiprat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat more pineapple, and be more romantic to put her in the mood.
2006-10-10 07:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rob B 69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me know when you figure out something that works
2006-10-10 07:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by ????????????????? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the problem,, you married her,, why should she sword swallow now ?.. she doesnt have to win you ..
2006-10-10 07:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by kewl69charger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
duct tape her arms and legs to the bed
2006-10-10 07:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from what i've heard women stop giving their husbands oral sex after they get married. they lose all their fun and excitement.
2006-10-10 07:27:07 · answer #11 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋