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wishing you all the best in your studies M.B.B.S. and better life.

2006-10-10 09:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by prince47 7 · 0 2

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a ********? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You'll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
Hand out phone card that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'd look good on you.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

2006-10-10 14:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Doug C 3 · 1 0

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