Creative writing challenge! Can you write a short paragraph where the sentences are...?

Question

alternating between things that are bad with things that are good?

e.g. "The man fell down the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs he found a $100 bill. But the bill was counterfeit.." and so on...

have fun with it!

Answer 1

Sheila woke up to the sound of happy sparrows outside her window. But there were so many birds that they had also left her a few "presents" on the new paint job of her car. Luckily, the "presents" came off with some moist wipe towelettes. Then she noticed there was a big oil spot under her car and thought her car might be leaking oil. When she checked her oil, she was pleased to find it was still full. But she got oil on her fingers. There was one moist wipe towelette left. But it was older than the rest and had dried out. Under the seat she found an old picture of her ex-boyfriend and was able to clean her hands on that. Then she couldn't find a dumpster to throw the soiled picture away. Just then she remembered her neighbor left his garbage can in the front yard. But she had forgotten the neighbor had a vicious pit bull dog who guarded the garbage can. Luckily she was able to throw the picture away, sprint like an Olympic athlete, and escape from the chain-length of the pit bull. One of her nylon stockings got a run in it from the chase. But she had a spare matching nylon stocking in the glove compartment of her car. But she had forgotten her hat, and her ears were getting cold. She decided to pull on the nylon stocking over her head, which warmed up her ears. Unfortunately, a police officer drove by just then, and he mistook her for a house burglar in the nylon stocking cap. However, she noticed the police officer looking at her and promptly took the stocking off, so he was beguiled by her beauty and asked her out on a date instead.

Answer 2

The man fell down the stairs. At the bottome of the stairs he found a $100 bill. But the bill was conunterfeit. Give it as alamoly. Then She would give it to a homeless person name Ryan.

Answer 3

A man got dumped by his girlfriend so he went out with his friends and got hammered and had a great time. On the way home he saw a woman getting attacked so he biffed the attacker and the woman fell in love with him. The next day though the attacker sued him for GBH and his new love offers to pay all the money but turns out the attacker scared the guy's rich grandfather into a heart attack after being chased off and he inherits £10000000000000 and hires the best lawyers to smash the attacker's case to pieces! But then the woman and the attacker fall in love and run off into the sunset....

Answer 4

At the sight of it he thought of buying something with it, although he might get caught. He walked outside and gave it to a homeless man on the curb. After walking away he was feeling guilty. That is, until he found himself face to face with his beautiful girlfriend, just as another man put his arm around her waist. Well at least he forgot about the counterfeit bill!!!

Answer 5

It was such a beautiful day that Lil Gold Ridinglocks decided to pack a picnic and take a walk through the forest to visit her Fairy Godmother. Along the way a horrible ravenous Wolf mugged her and stole her picnic basket. Lil Gold Ridinglocks sure was glad that she had put all the porridge sandwiches she brought for the picnic in her pocket and had been using the basket to collect pig manure for fertilizing her prize rosebushes. The Wolf, however, upon discovering the contents of the basket, became enraged and tore after Lil Gold Ridinglocks, intent upon eating her allll up. Luckily, just then, Lil Gold Ridinglocks came upon 3 Little Pigs, who wisked her away with them, promising to hide her from the Wolf. The first house they tried to hide her in was made of straw, and the Wolf only had to huff and puff twice to make it fall down. The second house they tried to hide her seemed much stronger, as it was made of wood. Unfortunately, it had termites. The third house seemed juuuuust right, and Lil Gold Ridinglocks settled down and pulled out her porridge sandwiches and had lunch. But the sandwiches gave her gas, and soon she was forced to seek fresh air. Luckily, all the huffing and puffing had tired the Wolf out, and he had fallen asleep. But his hideous snoring had woken up the cantankerous bridge-keeper, Gruff, who refused to let Lil Gold Ridinglocks cross the bridge unless she answered a really difficult riddle about the relative attractiveness of the local queen and some girl named Whyte.

Luckily, that is another story.

Answer 6

The computers down today at work so I didn't have to do anything. My boss sent me home with no pay. I got a mysterious check in the mail for $1,000. The banks were closed due to a holiday. Someone traded me the check for $1,000 cash. The cash was in yen. Went to a yen collector who gave me $1,500 American dollars. I put the money in my pocket but when I got home it was gone. I went outside and saw it in the seat of my car. Out of no where a tree fell on top of my car. Good thing I am insured.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

No -- I can't do that. Wait, Yes I can. But I can't do it well. But I could if I put my mind to it! However I really don't care enough.

Answer 9

So he paid his alimony with it.

Answer 10

so he gave it to his wife