Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?”
The nine-year-old replies “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine year old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?”
The nine year old says, “They’re for my four year old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised “Your four year old little brother?”
The nine year old explains: “Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
2006-10-10 04:47:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I REALLY ENJOYED THE LAUGH ON THIS ONE, THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-10 04:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sent my older brother to buy me some pads once and he came back w/ 5 different packages b/c he didn't know which were the best.
While at the store he asked this girl for help telling her he was buying this for his lil sister. She thought that was so nice. she ended up giving him her number.
He's always trying to pimp out the situation.
2006-10-10 05:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a holy Catholic guy and my dear, it is certainly not funny in the eyes of religion but nevertheless it does lighten me up alot tonight esp. i rarely been so stressed lately. appreciate that BUT if u can put it on a more holy context that will be GREAT! thus put ur talent to good use.
2006-10-10 04:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That joke deserves a chuckle, a hee and a guffaw all at the same time. Loved it.
2006-10-10 04:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
of cuz, even im carrying body shop wet tissue
2006-10-10 04:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny ty for sharing :)
2006-10-10 04:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by ridingthestorm_out 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL cute
2006-10-10 04:55:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's good. lol
2006-10-10 05:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that was funny!
2006-10-10 04:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, that's why we can do anything!
2006-10-10 04:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by kim_strng 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋