Why do women (apparently) keep asking how to hack peoples comps?

Question

There appear to be a constant stream of questions from women (or female oriented avatars / call signs) who keep asking about how to hack in to peoples computers, view their files, use key loggers e.t.c.

Why dont women just accept that men do:

1. Look at pictures! Yes those kind of pictures.
2. Do stupid things with comps.
3. not SPY on your files!

Leave us poor guys alone or we will start asking probing questions about why girls do things...

In fact, can someone tell me how best to spy on / reveal all a girls most inner most thoughts so that we can turn them on them and use them as a weapon? Should we install bugs in the girls bathroom?

And for a bonus point can someone tell me why that is such a ludicrous question :D

Answer 1

Well firstly I reccomend TightVNC (install as system service and remove tray icon) to spy on people. *PASSWORD PROTECT THE SERVER!!!!! BTW* You can set it up as a viewer and when they 'say' they are looking up headlines in the news, you will be able to see that they are really looking up 'nakey pix'.

Also there are some keyloggers like XP advanced keylogger, which takes screenshots of your computer and you can even email them to yourself, so you know what people are doing on the computer.
Great way to find a woman's inner thoughts(and passwords) :p

Now you see, women all want to find out how to hack because their boyfriends are either geeks or IT workers who use the computer alot, and no woman on this earth truly trusts that these people are just doing "work". So they want to find a way to see what these people are doing.

1. Women don't accept that men look at nakey images because they think "Well what does she have that I don't" and when THEY look at those types of pictures, they aren't as turned on because they have had to live with those body part's their whole life.
2. My girlfriend and EVERYONE for that matter, knows that I care for my computer almost more than I do my friends :p I HATE it when people abuse their computer because I believe that they simply don't deserve it if they are just going to abuse it, so I must agree with them there, however I must say one thing to everyone (this includes you girlfriends) "COUNTER-STRIKE IS NOT JUST A STUPID GAME!!!! We think makeup is stupid, now accept that we like to shoot things or GTFO"
3. Women with geek or IT boyfriends think they they are allmighty with computers, and women (not all) seem to be very unknowing when it comes to the world of computing. They may know how to work Itunes better than anyone, but thats just about it :p They think there is just some button that people can press that will allow them to see what you are doing, when really it is much more complicated, and unless it is a severe PEBKAC situation, you are pretty much safe.

Bonus- It really isn't a ludicrous question, women just want to be able to have some control over their males. According to Geoffrey Chausser's "Canterbury Tales", All women on this earth desire nothing more than to be more powerful than their male counterpart.

Hope this helps :D
~K4P741N

Answer 2

1. Because we are curious about THOSE kind of pictures. We don't get your obsession with genitalia and bodily fluids (eeewwww............). Why can't you be like us and use the computer to Ebay for cute shoes.

2. Because we don't get why you stay up to 3.00 in the morning to do 'stupid things with comps'. When do you ever sleep!

3. Because you don't have to check our files - you can trust us not to be flirting with an office colleague or some other person on the internet. We always seem to have at least one girlfriend whose marriage hit **** street because Mr Man started a cyber affair and it makes us a little twitchy.

And it's a ludicrous question because, clearly, if men could be trusted not to fiddle around then there would be no need for worried ladies to even consider this checking thing.

Answer 3

A guy I knew did this to me once. He knew what all my personal emails said and what I was doing and when I was going to do it!!! That was REALLY SCARY!!! He was my cyber stalker!!
So just think when a woman does this,it's probably because she has had it done to her in the past!! We ladies don't do things like this just for the fun of it!! Do we girls? !!!

Answer 4

some men cant b trusted.....simple as. OR the woman may b feeling insecure if hes lookin at pics of other women

Answer 5

they simply must be;
Dumb=%100
Fat= %120
Ugly= %140
Insecure= %140
Dubm, Fat, Ugly and insecure= %500

Men might have some muscles and appear loud and big mough but WOMEN are naturaly MEAN and EVIL.... and not to be trusted...

So, how do you like this truthfull answer ladies..? ;-)
be honest and think twice before replying to this answer...hahaa
i know its hard to do, but try..

Answer 6

They don't trust us men.

Answer 7

Those women are pure dumb.