there is a lump on the shell of one of my pistacios, do you think its still alright to eat?
2006-10-10 04:24:14 · 19 answers · asked by jonny Atlantis 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
It is probably a salt crustacean and perfectly acceptable
You could bring it to me and let me lick it and see
2006-10-10 12:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you're not only a joker but a time waster too. I was all ready to send you round to the doctors' pronto until I opened your question and found it was this tripe. At least you could have put it in the joke section, but oh no, you're too clever for that - so you put it in the MEN'S HEALTH SECTION.
WELL DONE.
When you ask a REAL medical question sometime (soon I hope....) I hope that people will recognise you as the time waster and ignore your question.
Only two well intentioned people have fallen for your stupid little trick, so it wasn't THAT good after all, was it!!!. You reckon you're 25, so why act as if you're just 5?
2006-10-10 11:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pathetic attempt to gain some undeserved humour - one day you will grow up and be responsible for keeping a house and family - I hope your pistachios fall off before then
2006-10-10 11:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Kev R at work need beer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bollocks!
2006-10-10 11:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to recommend a physician, but maybe a psychiatrist would be nearer the mark/
2006-10-10 11:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go to a & e department. At our surgery they have a big sign up telling men to go as that is where they would direct you. GO TODAY!!!!! take care
2006-10-10 11:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by kaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should take it to a psychiatrist - it could have a split personality disorder
2006-10-10 12:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a proper moron!
How do you even manage to breathe without help?
2006-10-11 08:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by the_dood_in_the_car 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you have salt and vinegar.
Otherwise, deep fry it and feed it to your pet armadillo.
2006-10-10 11:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get to the doctors mate
2006-10-10 11:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by englands_charm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋