Returning to the office after a business meeting the other day, my colleague said "I have an important doctor's appointment this afternoon, you'll have to drive like the wind."
I had to laugh, since the wind speed that day was 3mph, and it was blowing in a south easterly direction, the opposite way to the office.
Needless to say my colleague missed his doctor's appointment and being a very time-sensitive case of herpes that he had, he is now sterile...
That'll teach him.
2006-10-10 04:12:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao.. you are such a good friend. errr colleague.
2006-10-10 04:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once drove like the wind. Unfortunately, it was during hurricane season and I drove a HGV through several houses before realising I was a complete liar and have never driven in my life.
What a day that was!
(That guy above me, Augy something, what the hell is he on about?)
2006-10-10 11:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really wish I could drive like the wind but my car died and it's two weeks until I get my new one. I'm stuck riding shanks' pony to go and feed the horses. It sucks!...
2006-10-10 11:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not need to be told!!! I am self motivated for that, my husband however....ah, he drives a manual transmission little Jeep and he drives like a stagnant pond. putt putt putt.
2006-10-11 06:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect story, Ichi! I love it! I fly like the wind....no matter how fast or slow....I let it carry me most times :)
2006-10-10 11:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
No, usually they told me to slow down. And I am not that bad driver at all.
All those car accidences - they weren't my fault.
2006-10-10 11:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the wind allmost blew me away
2006-10-10 11:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive fast, take chances.
I like that one better.
2006-10-10 11:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your one sob...
Next tyme I have an outbreak I know who NOT to call...
2006-10-10 11:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have never been told that, but im willing to wait
2006-10-10 11:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋