After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us."
Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to go," he said.
"Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the kitchen sink."
So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked, "Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a paper towel?"
2006-10-10 03:44:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
hahahahaha. OMG Sucks to be whoever gets to clean that up!!
I needed the laugh thanks.
2006-10-10 16:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id use an oven mitt
2006-10-10 10:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by rand a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That was a guuud one.
2006-10-10 10:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good one.
2006-10-10 10:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, that was gross... funny and one of ingenuity's finest, but still gross... =]
2006-10-10 10:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by redy4nethang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute,cute,cute
2006-10-10 10:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by sammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-10 10:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by LoneStar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEK LOL...
2006-10-10 10:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute....lol
2006-10-10 10:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by sweet75482 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it :) :)
2006-10-10 16:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋