WOMOAN : a much better way to spell it don't you think?

Question

ummm bionic pixie..... you need some serious help ... you aint even funny.... if your not tryna be funny then your sick....

Answer 1

you're funny! I think its a lovely way to spell it....I mean look what it stands for:
Wonderful
Obviously lovely
Mature
Oh so beautiful
Ahhhh,so cute
Nothing quite like her

Answer 2

lol
Dude, if you can turn a woman into a womoan, then either you're doing something right, or she's being reeeeal kind to you ;o)

Outside of these exceptional circumstances, it's important to understand that women DON'T moan.

They ask.

They ask again.

They REALLY don't wanna ask a third time, but our concept of what's important and the timeframe in which it's important is from a different planet, and probably from an entirely different universe, to theirs.

When they ask us to do something, and we say we'll do it in a minute, we're using Guyspeak, in which "in a minute" translates as "Whenever a minute comes along in which there is absolutely NOTHING better to do, I'll think about doing that". They, on the other hand, think we're talking directly to them using Galspeak, in which "in a minute" means "I'm kinda busy doing three other things to make your life better right now honey, but as soon as I'm done with these, I'll get to this other thing you've asked me to do because I know it's important to you." That's what it means when a woman tells you she'll do something in a minute.

This is a generalisation, but on the whole, women communicate and consider on a MUCH higher frequency than men - they're essentially much more evolved human beings, which is why they don't understand that when we use what sound like exactly the same words, we can possibly believe they mean something so entirely different to what they mean when a woman says them. So by the second and third time that women tell us or ask us something, they're just re-iterating the importance of the thing they thought we understood the first time. By which time we, in our little King Kong world of communication, hear only this long string of sound and the tone of their voice, which we translate into moaning.

Repeat after me - Women don't moan. Women don't moan. Women don't moan...

Answer 3

MANIAC a much better way to spell man dont you think well thats if you call yourself a man what was the need for having a go at women then hey you are such a loser who needs serious help and same goes for the perthetic men who replied to that perthetic question dim wit asked get a life

Answer 4

Only because you men make us moan. All you have to do is clean out the garage when we ask the first time or cut the grass, take out the trash, wash the cars, share the remote, watch what we want for a change, etc.......

Answer 5

When I'm been a whinging old bag then yes WOMOAN is a great way to describe me, on my good days just call me woman OK.

Answer 6

I know a better spelling for men, whoops I was supposed to write MEAN

Answer 7

I guess it's OK if you're MAN enough to make it happen

OR are you talking about a different moan - all men are enough to make that happen, I guess (MEN, or is it MEAN?)

Answer 8

I know some men that whine and complain as much as woman supposedly do.

Answer 9

yeah , really. but they make us moan ;with all their " I need " I wants"; but hey I get yur idea here. if they didnt have vaginas there would a bounty on their heads ; just like coyotes in some areas

Answer 10

Only one man gets to hear me moan. He knows just how to make me scream too...