I was wondering if anyone knew Christian lyrics to "Achey, Breaky Heart"?

Question

I know they had a song parady out called "Fakey, Shakey Parts" that was taken off of this song, but have not been able to find the lyrics to it. There might also be the possibility of another song out there that I hadn't heard of. I'd appreciate any information I could find.

Answer 1

it was done by a band called Apologetix

You can tell the world
With banners all unfurled
You just learned Theology 101
You can say you went
To bible school and then
The class you took said half the Book was wrong
You can fill your heart
With lots of question marks
You still tell me Jesus is your Lord
But I can tell you this
If it was hit or miss
I wouldn’t read the bible anymore
Chorus:
Don’t tear apart
The sacred word of God
You just gotta take it as it stands
‘Cause if it’s all a farce
With fakey shaky parts
You might as well dump it in the can
Oo-oo-ooh!

You can tell me John
And Luke and Mark was wrong
You can say that’s not what Christ would say
Well tell me brother this
Did Jesus tell a fib
And said his rant would never pass away
You read verse 3:16
In Second Timothy
It says all scripture comes with God’s okay
So you I’ll tell goodbye
And watch out for your pride
‘Cause I’ll be walking out on you today
(Chorus)

Noah and the ark
And Abraham and Lot
Isaac and Rebekah and the twins
And Ishmael I forgot
And Jacob and Esau
The bible’s built upon these men
(Chorus)