and i found the biggest dildo , i mean it was huge , it was like a babys arm holding an apple , and now i cant look her in the eye , what shall i do ?!
2006-10-10 03:20:01 · 16 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You have a knicker fetish problem, isn't it not so long ago that you had to go to work in your nans knickers because you had been in her room again seeking them out, you naughty, naughty boy go upstairs and close those drawers and never look in them again.
2006-10-10 04:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do nothing! You never looked the old bird in the eye anyway - we all know you have a thing for a wrinklier decolletage.
Did you put it back where you found it or are you keeping it as a treat for Silents mum?
2006-10-11 00:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Women are dead below the neck after they have kids?? Why under the sun would you be snooping there?? Just let it go...as for not looking her in the eye, well, you'll just have to bear up under the consequences. I gotta say though, if I found something like that at my moms, it would shock me...then I'd be glad she's 'taking matters into her own hands' so to speak.
2006-10-10 03:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Arya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, what do you want from life...
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
2006-10-10 07:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knicker Draw
2017-02-23 07:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was most likely a back or neck massager if indeed you are not exaggerating on the size ... you nut !
2006-10-10 03:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves you right for rummaging where you shouldn't :) It will be weeks before you can look her in the eye - if I were you I'd hide!
2006-10-10 03:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all this is what happens when people go snooping, its guranteed that you will not find anything juicy, so to speak.
As for what should you do, I would avoid anything to do with that subject when you talk to her, chances are she will be equally embarassed if not more if you confront her about it.
2006-10-10 03:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it old and wrinkly .or has she got her self a young toy dildo
2006-10-10 04:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her where she got it and report back to answers lol
2006-10-10 03:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋