would a pair of them fake eyes glasses let me sleep in work?

Answer 1

Get dark sunglasses, tell them that you are extra-sensitive to light, because you are taking doctor prescribed eye drops, also, you can hit the bathroom for 10 to 15 minutes and sleep in the stall, tell people that you started smoking, and you can go downstairs, outside, every hour or so and sleep on a bench while you have a "smoke-break," tell them that you have to attend a meeting and go take a nap instead, tell your boss that you have a bad back and you need to lie down occasionally to stretch out your vertebrae, wear pajamas on casual day, tell folks its the new trend, bring a pillow, tell your co-workers that you need it to make your chair comfortable, get a co-worker to wake you up whenever your boss approaches, get one of those inflatable beds and you can slip it into the storage room where they keep all the old files. But yeah, fake eye glasses can't hurt.

Good luck on getting enough sleep hon,

Laura

Answer 2

Probably not. Just put your head down, try not to snore, and say "amen" when anyone comes in. It's worked for years. You need enough presence of mind to remember the 'amen' part when you're wakened, and you need to do something to keep from snoring. I guess breath-rite strips would be a give away tho.