Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in
quite some time, met at the supermarket.
"How are you, Helen?"
"Fine."
"And your husband?"
"Oh, Karl died two weeks ago."
"What? I hadn't heard. What happened?"
"He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead."
"I'm sorry. What did you do?"
"Opened a can of corn instead."
2006-10-10 02:59:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
:(
2006-10-10 09:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't, however my garandfather died at 83 after smoking too much for too long. His wife one week later removed his name from the nameplate on the front door outside their house.
By the way, the old bag is still alive at 91.
2006-10-10 10:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by SunGod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably exhume the body, prop it up on my sofa, and act as if nothing ever happened.
2006-10-10 10:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to send you a book of jokes ok
2006-10-10 10:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK!? No i would not act that way and Its odvious she didnt love him at all!
2006-10-10 10:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Crissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's a mean joke.â¥
2006-10-10 10:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds what my wife would do
2006-10-10 10:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would grieve just like that.....Damn, I feel her pain!
2006-10-10 10:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends
2006-10-10 10:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not...
2006-10-10 10:02:14 · answer #10 · answered by zipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you suck big time
2006-10-10 10:13:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋