Get on your bike MIKE.
Be on your way RAY?
50 ways to leave your lover
Words & music by paul simon
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to
2006-10-10 02:57:32 · 11 answers · asked by ianjohnpaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Just get gone John.
Get a new job, Bob
Don't give a damn, Sam
Go to the gym, Kim
Sit on a bomb, Tom
2006-10-10 03:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by bellydancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim G is quite correct; he suggested ways to leave your lover with this lyric. However, what about
Just fukc her up the ****, Lars,
Stop flicking her clit when she's just gonna ***, son,
Shoot her dead, Fred,
And set yourself free
Just try to disagree, Lee,
Suggest she just might be wrong, once,
Cook her a lovely dinner with all the finest ingredients on your anniversary but because you'd been drinking all day to celebrate you completely forgot she doesn't like the very best quality freshly shelled tiger prawns and that was the only thing wrong with the whole day and she could have just pushed them to the side of the plate but no no can't do that you don't love me you hate me even under the biggest full moon ever out here in the garden on the bench I made for you it's not enough, Gus
And set yourself free.....
2006-10-10 03:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Murder them. Get a sex change Become a robot Fake your death Take a crap in their mouth as they sleep Become a nun/monk Commit crimes and go to prison Kill yourself Start wearing a shirt that says they are a dullard Develop a mighty stench Develop an annoying accent Get abducted by aliens Hide in the attic until they move away.
2016-03-28 03:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go grab your hat, Pat
You best be flyin', Ryan
It's time to leave, Steve
Better heed the call, Paul
2006-10-10 03:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think of hundreds but haven`t the time just now to write them all done.
2006-10-10 03:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just stab her in the back, Jack
Hang her from a tree, Lee
2006-10-10 03:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by red ferrari 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find another
then another x9
date a mate x 10
go out and spend more time with your girlfriends x10
disatisfy him x10
snog poorly x5
2006-10-10 03:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by russellhamuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he said "There Must Be" 50 ways, which leaves it open for interpretation
2006-10-10 02:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop all her money, honey, -dress as a queen dean,- throw her off a cliff, cliff (?) -give her an STD,lee, -put her pix on the net,bret,-flog her stuff on ebay, ray, -shoot her in the head,fred,-
2006-10-10 03:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get on the train, Brain.
(from Pinky and the BRain)
2006-10-10 03:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋