Get on yor bike MIKE.
Be on your way RAY?
50 ways to leave your lover
Words & music by paul simon
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to
2006-10-10 02:56:13 · 9 answers · asked by ianjohnpaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
You must go , Moe
I don't want you here, dear
pack your bag, Slag
I don't need you ,Stew
move to your new home, Jerome
I've moved on ,Don
I no longer care , Claire
You're no longer part of the games, James
You make me sick ,Dick
I want to puke, Luke
You are no longer trendy, Wendy
you've become a fellon, Helen
we're on different waves, Maeve
love does fade, Jade
i love you no more, Igor
i find you gory, Rory
i look forward to my space, Grace
there;s no more spark ,Mark
on you , i have placed a ban, Anne
last night , you stank,Frank
take a ferry , Gerry
you 've got far too cocky, Rocky
you drive me insane, Wayne
you've become scary, Mary
you've become a stiff, Cliff
youre so mean , Dean
you make me frail, Gayle
I've lost my smiles, Myles
there's no fix, Trix
I've made my choice , Royce
we don't belong, Wong
bugger off today , May
o.k 45 is way too many to squeeze into one itty bitty song.
2006-10-10 04:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by saywot? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Murder them.
Get a sex change
Become a robot
Fake your death
Take a crap in their mouth as they sleep
Become a nun/monk
Commit crimes and go to prison
Kill yourself
Start wearing a shirt that says they are a dullard
Develop a mighty stench
Develop an annoying accent
Get abducted by aliens
Hide in the attic until they move away.
2006-10-10 03:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a long hike, Mike
Just get up and leave, Steve
Flush yourself down the can, Stan
Take more mogodon, Ron
Shoot yourself in the head, Ted
2006-10-10 03:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about:
"Try to be true, Stu..."
Honesty is always the best policy when trying to leave your lover. Oh, and a little kindness goes a long way too....
Good question asked in a creative way!!
2006-10-10 03:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ryanair - Blair
Easyjet - Bet
Monarch Air - Cher
BA - Fay
P&O . Flo
Brittany Ferries - Kerrie
2006-10-10 03:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by rose1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a rave Dave
Why don't you just leave Steve?
Try not to look back Matt
Just listen to me.
2006-10-10 03:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the horse out the stall, Paul
jump on a plane, Blaine
get on the cart, Bart
2006-10-10 03:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by D S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fake PMS Tess.
Try changing sex, Less.
Get an STD, Lee.
Get yourself free.
2006-10-10 02:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Migrate to japan, Dan
2006-10-10 02:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST DRINK , N PUNK
LEAVE THE LUV BEHIND ,
NJOY CHEERS
2006-10-10 03:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋