I fell out of my chair when Ned Flanders gets hit on the head with a bowling ball and says; "concussion-diddly, injury-bodily"
2006-10-10 02:25:41 · 11 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"stupid sexy flanders!"
2006-10-10 02:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Lost Phoenix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where to begin?
"Lisa, when you've been hit on the head as many times as I have, you learn that something something can be something something something."
"Here we are, the zoo."
"That's great dad, but we were supposed to be going to the newspaper offices."
"Why, I could bat you around the head with this surgical 2x4 all day and it wouldn't even make a dent."
"Yar, I hate the sea, and everything in it."
"Ach, ye pants-wearing lilly-hugger".
"Tell you what Smithers, if, when we return, that man really has murdered his entire family, I owe you a coke."
Somebody else's answer just reminded me of the best Bart-calling-Moe lines:
"Hey guys, I'm looking for a... I'm a stupid jerk with an ugly face and I have a big butt and my butt smells and also I like to kiss my own butt."
2006-10-10 02:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite episode is when Bart lies about the Spelling or Grammar contest and goes on a trip to the World Fair site. That is hilarious.
My favorite line is the classic Homer- "D'oh!"
pure genius
2006-10-10 02:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where t beign indeed...the line that stands out most is when they are at a film set and the technician is talking about painting some horses to make them look like cows...someone else says well how are you going to go for a horse then and they go
"guess we will just tape a bunch of cats together like we usually do"
I had to go to hospital after that line!
2006-10-10 02:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite line is from the episode where Homer gets pulled in by the IRS and is told to spy on his friends for information on criminal activity and whispers to one of the agents, 'Can you pay my under the table? I've got a little tax problem.'
And, when Mr. Burns says, 'Excellent.'
2006-10-10 02:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorite things that Homer does in several episodes is shake his fist at something and say, "Cause if it did...."
Like on the episode were Homer and Marge are trying to spice up their love life and they are in a hotel room and feel uncomfortable. Homer looks out of the corner of his eye and says, "Did that butter churn just move?" He shakes his fist and says "Cause if it did..."
He does this from time to time and it KILLS me!
2006-10-10 02:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by diamonds859 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer meets the X-Files when he blows up the lie detector
2006-10-10 02:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love all the halloween episodes. unfortunately i cant remember any of my favorite lines off the top of my head. i love the simpsons though....definitely one of my all time favs
2006-10-10 02:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by djthis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Doh!"
"Mmmmm... doughnuts!"
"Oooo."
"Eat my shorts."
"Tell you what Smithers if when we return and that man really has murdered his entire family, I owe you a coke."
"Cause if it did..."
"Why, you little..."
in one of the (many, many) episodes Bart prank calls Moe's bar and asks if Mike Roch was around. and so Moe was yelling out "has anyone seen my crotch!"
there are alott of other really funny ones i just can't remember.
2006-10-10 02:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite lines are in the episode where bart cries wolf, and to get out of a test he holds his stomach and cries 'aaarrrggghhh.... my ovaries'!
sheer genius.
2006-10-10 02:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~doh & eat my shorts~
2006-10-10 02:27:53 · answer #11 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋