If all the fat blokes in the Uk are in yorkshire and the midlands has all the fat women?

Question

wouldnt it make sense to ship the fatter midlands women to the north and we in the midlands could have the slimmer northern ladies ?

Answer 1

Ooooh! Grinner - I can see your moobs wobbling from here and I can hardly contain myself! Neither can my trousers - contain me that is. Am I supposed to flow over the top of them like this? My friend insisted it was a good look!

Answer 2

I am in the midlands and I know what you mean, do you think that the fatter you get the less clothing you wear?

I am not fat, I have bulimia, but I keep forgetting to be sick.
(Sorry about that, couldn't help it)

Answer 3

This research really makes me laugh, up here in the North we have some really fabulous looking men with lovely lithe sexy bodies and backsides to die for, ok yes we do have some big blokes too but they are usually the hunky rugby players, but who gives a monkeys who's fat and who's thin, I like my man with a bit of meat on him, its who you are and not what you weight that matters, pick, pick, pick have they nothing better to do these days these people who whinge about how fat or thin people are.

Answer 4

That's good thinking Batman. Could we maybe ship in a few hotties from Italy while we're at it?

Answer 5

Thats not very nice!! Anyway they could all be ugly in the north!! Just cuz there slim dont make them pretty!!

Answer 6

I think we should make all the fatties walk to there destinations, then they wouldn't be fat anymore

Answer 7

That's why I'm planning on hooking up with Michiko, the fat b*stards that we are.

Answer 8

if we made them walk towards each other they'd be slim by the time they met up?

Answer 9

all the fatties seem to be in tamworth lol