I could really do with some minions.
2006-10-10 02:10:06 · 18 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
This is, of course, the modern way to acquire minions.
Here's a handy print-out-and-keep recipe chart, based on the type of abandoned sandwich (average mutation time 21-28 days):
BACON: Hideous six-headed monster pigs, standing upright on their hind legs and weighing 2,500 lbs, with sharp tusks extending randomly through their twisted snouts. The leaner the bacon was, the more likely the eventual pig-men are to get gym memberships.
STREAKY BACON: As above, with stripes.
CHEESE: Sour-faced, semi-curdled cows with an attitude problem. Will immediately conduct homicidal (not to mention rodenticidal) attacks on nearby mouse populations.
CHEESE & PICKLE: As above, with bad breath.
TUNA: Land sharks. With patience, they can trained to hum the ominous cello notes from 'Jaws' before they attack.
EGG & TUNA: As above, but will alternate the cello notes with chicken noises.
SAUSAGE: You don't want to know.
Preparation tips:
Always use fresh uranium, and make sure your nuclear reactor is pre-heated to 325° F.
Always use gloves to handle nuclear material, because growing mutant extra fingers makes new gloves really hard to find.
Always remove toothpicks from sandwiches, otherwise your new creatures will emerge with a stake through the heart.
2006-10-10 04:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I grew my minions from a grilled cheese sandwich left rotting behind a nuclear reactor.
Yes, but they need their own little habitat, just like hermit crabs. Be sure to feed and water your minions daily. I sing to mine -- they love Sinatra.
If this doesn't work, try sea monkeys. They make great minions. Best of luck!
2006-10-10 10:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by mtnlady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a nuclear reactor in front of your rotting sandwich can I be your first minion
2006-10-10 09:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by knoWall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if you call regular fungii and bacteria living organisms. But they aren't much good as minions.
But you won't get mutants because nuclear reactors are well shielded by huge layers of concrete to prevent radiation leaking out. Even if there was radiation leaking, it would be infinitely unlikely to produce the specific kinds of mutations you want purely at random. Mostly it would just kill the germs, which is why they irradiate food to keep it fresh.
2006-10-10 09:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by Carl K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Minions are overrated - get some henchmen instead - you get them by leaving a curry and smelly sock behind a nuclear reactor.
2006-10-10 09:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Redhead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont know about behind a reactor , But if you look at the food on the trains in the UK it grows into ticket collectors.
2006-10-10 09:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dirty Rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
plenty of living organisms grow on rotting sandwichs left most places, not so sure they'd be willing or able to follow instructions though.
Have you considering starting a cult instead?
2006-10-10 09:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by blue_cabbage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sandwich must be liverworst and cheese. Your have interesting minions.
2006-10-10 09:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by konala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the type of sandwich.
Peanut butter is good, but your minions are rather soft.
You have a most interesting hobby
2006-10-10 09:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling this is how a goodly portion of Congress got here, so we have proof that it is in fact possible.
Be sure to ask for extra minions with that sammitch. LOL
2006-10-10 09:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by sparticle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋