If you were a mermaid would you wear a bra? If you were a centaur would you fashion horse-shaped trousers to cover your horse genitals? I asked a lot of my friends and they said it would be foolish to wear anything in these circumstances but I think it would be prudent as I am sure the police may arrest you for indecent exposure otherwise.
2006-10-10 01:39:33 · 25 answers · asked by monkeymanelvis 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I would cover the breasts for sure. As I have never seen a mermaids gentals, I query whether they actually have any.. Makes me ponder how the breed... Hmm as for the centaur I would find it difficult to pull down my frilly centaur knickers to take a dump as my arms would probably be unable to reach and even if I just stood and wiggled furiously to get them down, how on earth would I get them up?! If arrested for indecent exposure I would definitly fight the charges in court as discrimination.
2006-10-10 01:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a mermaid, I would enjoy not feeling required to wear a bra! I would stay in the water and spend a lot of time singing, right?
If I were a Centaur, I would still be naked, and I would stay out of view, as I am weird-looking and armed -- probably be shot on sight!
2006-10-10 01:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by steelypen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely if your a mermaid you would wear fishnet bra and tights/stockings?
Accesorising I think woud be the order of the day, lots of shell braces and necklaces.
For guys maybe a conch - jock strap type thing, make sure no crab inide.
Centaur, again accesories, some necklaces made of natural wood, leather etc, maybe odd celtic style ear ring. Your **** crack is hidden by your tail so not really a problem. Some sort of flared wast coat would work, the fabric would hang either side of your flank.
Along these lines:
http://guildwars.gameamp.com/modules/guildwars/monster_group_images/5_2.jpg
2006-10-10 03:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by budda m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a mermaid I would swim with rainbow fish to keep my tailfin pretty and rainbowy and I would make a bra-shirt out of those shells with the rainbowy inside after the animals migrated to bigger shells. I would make holes for the string with my hypnotic eyes and string them together with rope washed up or sunk from when people used to lose a lot of rope in the ocean
If I was a centaur I'd wear a really big hoop skirt and a feminine looking shirt
2006-10-10 01:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are going for halloween, check your city's laws for toplessness. I know that in Austin women are allowed to be topless. If you are allowed to go topless, paint shells on your breasts or leave them bare (if you dare). If you can't legally go topless, get pasties or a shell bra. As a centaur, there shouldn't be a problem because the horse part would be costume (unless you are really a centaur in hiding but even then if you are a real centaur, I don't think you'd have to wear pants).
2006-10-10 01:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by mlemt76 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you were a mermaid you wouldn't have to worry about the police because they don't go in the water, and if horses can go naked, centaurs can too.
2006-10-10 01:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by sneezewhiz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I happened to be one of the character in your fairytales, I wouldn't be wanting to be in a place like those in your imagination. a marmaid or a centaur, being arrested for indecency?
a horse with shorts, mermaids wearing bra? my a*s
2006-10-10 01:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmm . . .
> I just love the idea of being either a mermaid or a centaur, partly because of the freedom. No way I'd put restrictive clothing on my free-loving mythological body!
> I'd go completely naked! :-)
2006-10-10 04:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, throughout history, it has been assumed that they have no need to cover up, so they wouldn't.
And the police would do whatever the local laws say.
If we look at "Splash", Darryl Hannah's character Madison has no trouble being naked.
2006-10-10 01:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if I were a mermaid my hair would be long enough to cover my breasts; and therefore i wouldn't have to worry about wearing a bra ( which can get uncomfortable at times)
2006-10-10 02:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by Simone H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋