hell in a cell who wins?
2006-10-10 01:04:25 · 20 answers · asked by emma p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I have trained both Bush and Blair in various martial arts for some time now. I honestly believe that Bush is the superior fighter for a variety of reasons:
1 He's got a pathetic face that makes you not want to hit hit too hard, which you have to confess is a great advantage
2 He always went for the brutal, more esoteric and more forbidden techniques like The Savage Johnny Walker Red Label Eye-Burning Spit and The Pliers-Won't-Slip-Lip Grip. His arsenal is replete with other effective moves
3 His tag-team companion GB Snr, is by far more intimidating than any of Blair's kinfolks
4 GB is a reknowned prison vet and a cold dank cell is just familiar territory to him
I'm not saying TB is a pansy, but he's one of the most sensitive and tender men you could ever meet. To put him up against a stone-cold killer like GB is like locking a tabby cat in with a pit bull.
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2006-10-10 01:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
George Bush will win. This is because of the following:
1.George Bush is considered to be a friend by Blair, but Bush doesn't consider Blair to be his friend. Thus, Bush will trick Blair and betray him, to beat the hell out of him.
2.Blair is Bush's lapdog. He does everything Bush tells him. Remember Iraq! That was only America's war, so why involved UK at all???
3.Bush is a better fighter. ( I phoned Bin Laden yesterday and he told me....)
2006-10-10 08:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by khoushwant17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George would probably accuse Tony of having "weapons of mass destruction", Tony would probably give one of his Cheshire cat smiles and say "tut tut George, why do you say that?It's not as if I have any oil fields" go invade someone else you wanna be hitler.
George would embarass himself to death by trying to redeem himself and then Tony would trip over the body, land head down in the John and choke to death on a blue loo block.
2006-10-10 08:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TONY of course!
He could hold on to Bush's head and Bush would swing his little arms around, trying to punch Tony. Tony would keep this up until Bush was out of puff and gave up to go and cry in the corner.
Actually, on second thoughts, Tony would say "I respect you as my friend and colleague. I cannot fight you," and would walk away with head held high as Bush crept up behind him and stabbed him in the back.
2006-10-10 08:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think George Bush, as he is mentally challenged and very ape-like in appearance, I bet he could swing Tony around that cell and give him a real run for his money.
2006-10-10 08:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the two would fight, they would take each other
hand and hand and have some time alone in the big Texas
ranch. Actually I think Tony is bushes b i t c h.
Toni----Female
Tony---Male
2006-10-10 08:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush would go AWOL and have the army fight for him. Then he'd open up Tony Blair to see if he had oil inside.
2006-10-10 08:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tony would win! He must be so ******* tired of smiling and nodding all the time, I bet he is just DYING to have a go at the Bushmeister.
2006-10-10 08:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
tony blair without a doubt would whup GB! tony knows bush is no friend and is nobodys fool. that is one fight i would pay to watch on skysports!
2006-10-10 12:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
defo tony monkey man george's knuckles would scrape on the floor too much to get any good puches in.
2006-10-10 08:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by kiki_dees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋