I was getting chased through someone else's garden by one this morning and I thought I would be cunning and try to escape by running through a little tunnel, over a see-saw and through a hoop of fire. It finally caught me as I was weaving in and out of some sticks.
Have you got any tips on how I can avoid getting caught next time, as those obstacles did absolutely nothing to slow the dog down.
I was thinking of next time just throwing a house-brick at it, any other thoughts?
2006-10-10 00:51:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have you tried re-trying one of the obsticles. For some reason, the dogs can never figure out that they f*cked it up the first time and have to redo it.
They just stand there looking at their owners with a big, dumb "What?" expression on their ever-so-cute faces.
2006-10-10 00:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
Though for future reference, I suggest you carry a couple of tennis balls and a rubber chicken about your person (surely there is room enough in your pants!) to throw in the opposite direction from that in which you are running when next absconding from the law. It's a trick which works well enough on human and canine officers because they both have similar brains...
2006-10-10 09:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by CC...x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab it by the balls and squeeze as hard as possible,allways works,he'll become harmless like a sheap.But the brick should do it aswell,its gotte be a good shot though.
Laurence
2006-10-10 07:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll save ya, Ichi darling, with my wings and faerie dust and all. I've never been chased by a police dog before, but I have been the pursuit of many a police officer!
2006-10-10 08:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, stop dressing up as a fire-hydrant
2006-10-10 07:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once, & it's better not to climb up a tree, just keep on running look for a tail fence.
2006-10-10 07:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had that experience yet.Carry mase or pepper spray like the mailmen do.
2006-10-10 07:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you can try to hop a fence or get on a roof
2006-10-10 08:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by chris l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brick idea is good. ummm try climbing or grab hold of it and break its neck, watch out for the teeth. Or best idea STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!!!
2006-10-10 07:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by Donovan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow...That sounds fun
2006-10-10 07:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋