What would be better for an evil genius just starting out: sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads, the more traditional winged monkeys or is there something new on the market?
I'm currently living in a two-bed hollowed-out volcano lair with no garden, would these living arrangements have any influence on the best creature for my needs? Also my second in command is allergic to cat fur, so I'm needing something that won't bring him out in a rash.
2006-10-10 00:50:14 · 15 answers · asked by sarcasticquotemarks 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well personally I'd go for piranha, the amount of screaming from the victims would make an amusing soundtrack for your next movie. Sharks with frickin' laser beams has been done to death and winged monkies just don't have tha corporate image you're going for or the impact they used to have. Or my personal favourite is friggin shaved snow white bunnies with Dracula tooth caps. Friggin shaved snow white bunnies with Dracula tooth caps are so unexpected and also easy to care for. They don't need a garden, you can keep em in the second bedroom and your sidekick won't get the sniffles. If you need any more advice please ask. Our fraternity is always willing to help a newbie. Remember to renew you evil laugh rights anually and I'm sure you'll be OK.
2006-10-10 01:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by moya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a small fee**, I can procure an Abyssinian Folding Vampire Bat for you.
This extremely rare creature measures only 2" wide when at rest, but its unique body structure makes it capable of unfolding into a demonic, blood-thirsty monster with the wingspan of a pterodactyl.
A charging AFVB is full flight is capable of making Count Dracula require an urgent change of underpants.
Its compact size makes it easy to conceal while you are visiting Heads of State in pursuit of your nefarious plans to take over the world.
It is also intelligent enough run solo assassination missions, and return to your volcanic cave in time for a late supper of dried lava, its staple diet.
NOTES:
a. With love and patience, this creature can be taught to frick. However, in many parts of the world possession of an Abyssinian Folding Vampire Bat is legal, but possession of a Frickin' Abyssinian Folding Vampire Bat is not.
b. It needs to be smothered with Vaseline every six months, otherwise the folding mechanism tends to get stuck halfway, and it flaps around pathetically, looking like a discarded umbrella in the wind.
c. Your second-in-command will have no allergic reaction, unless he is dyslexic; then he will read 'bat' as 'cat' and start breaking out.
2006-10-10 02:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i may be a killer, hands down . . . I recommend, of course, i don't definitely prefer to kill human beings, yet i think of the excitement and happiness that some human beings experience from killing is rather exciting. BQ: No, particularly not. i ought to in no way definitely harm every person. i hit upon it confusing to even say some thing serious. BQ: properly, no. i'm considered the style, candy, threat unfastened female at college . . . yet I do have recommend recommendations approximately human beings, and that i gossip extra desirable than I ought to. BQ3: Eh, a dragon. not too unusual.
2016-10-19 03:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by trowell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a small adolescent dragon? No fur. Instant central heating. Free toaster.
2006-10-10 10:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the best hench-creature you could get would be a Dalmatian...... Like I would say anything else.
2006-10-10 00:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Dalmatian Rescue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm, i'd have to go for a poodle with a lazy eye and a bad temper. or a squirrel coz i saw my cat get beat up pretty bad by one the other day
2006-10-10 00:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by ChRiS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id say a super gorilia, with laser shoes, and magic pants, total city killer. why bother with henchmen when you could always nuke the place, its quick and easy, why bother with the care of another animal who can rebel? NUKES MAN!
2006-10-10 01:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by Bob7k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as you live in a Volcano, I suggest something reptillian, as they will have bags of energy in the heat.
How about grumpy mutated gecko's?
Or
Man eating Giant chameleons?
2006-10-10 01:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just checked out your profile - 357 points this week and it's only Tuesday. Sheeesh get a life you must be on here for hours!!! x
2006-10-10 07:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by manc red 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
get yourself a gorrila and pump it on steroids and let it go on your local high street. get your self some pop corn and a nice seat, and get ready for the show of your life.
2006-10-10 01:00:32 · answer #10 · answered by KandyMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋