Yesterday whilst I was eating potato waffles I was sickened to discover that I could to fashion a crude swastika from the compressed starch matrix.
For lunch today I had a plate full of Potato Alphabites and alphebetti Spagetti. After carefully selecting a plateful, I was able to spell out 'Hitler s nice' if I used a Z on its side for an N.
I can not believe that the food giants & retailers are allowed to get away with this....will you sign my petition to stop them forever
2006-10-10 00:32:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG! I am so glad you have started a petition!
I had a sugar cookie the other day and I could clearly see an SS Death's Head insignia on it on the bottom, where it had browned on the baking sheet. I know people dismiss that stuff as coincidence, but I don't believe it for one second. After all, when a mother hands a child a cookie, the child sees the UNDERSIDE of the cookie first, as they are not as tall as their mom.
Also, I have notice a lot of large, healthy, blonde-haired, blue-eyed good looking people advertising food products on TV lately. I think they are trying to feed me the Teutonic ideal along with my breakfast cereal.
Most damning, they are feeding American kids "hamburgers" and "frankfurters"--both clearly designed to turn German cities into beloved kiddie food.
Please hurry! I just found a schnapps bottle in my cupboard! Send me the petition now!
2006-10-10 00:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have stopped going to fascist food restaurants. Sure, the food is served on time, but I have no say in how much I have to pay. I goose stepped my way out of there. We do seem to have a strangelove for Nazi food that only a doctor could understand. Let both buyers and Sellers beware, Peter. Why does my arm keep doing this when I eat? Get down, darn you! Nazis can be quite disarming.
2006-10-10 07:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do know that you'd be able to do the same thing with Alphabits cereal too don't you. I mean we really could start a revaluation with this.......
gee and I always wondered why my mom said not to play with my food.Thanks for enlightening me as to the
"dangers" that lurk in my cereal and soup
2006-10-10 09:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow dude, before I read your entire question I thought that you were some sort of wacko. Great to see someone with a sense of humor. Thanks for brightening my day!
While we are at it let's go after the sugar companies. Honestly, why does the sugar have to be so white? Can't things of color also be sweet?
2006-10-10 07:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Teufel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about nazi food. There are some German foods that tastes excellent. Remember when the doctor said take two of these every day? Well stay on your medication please.......
2006-10-10 07:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsll you really need to get a hobbie and sorry i cant sign this petition coz i think your a closet case nazi lol
2006-10-10 07:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you waffling on about..waffles ..potato..spagetti..
Hitler ..petition..what a load of... WAFFLE
2006-10-10 07:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll sign your petition, Ichi, but...can we just get the alphabet spaghetti modified a bit while keeping it on the shelves? I like learning my ABC's that way.....
2006-10-10 07:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, bend over. I'll carve my name right on your petition.
2006-10-10 07:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Frankie P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU 4 got to click your heels to gether and yell HAIL HITLER !
2006-10-10 07:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋