Should I :
(a) invade countries one by one until they're all mine;
(b) create my own religion and have everyone worship me;
(c) brainwash everyone with good ol' fashioned marketing;
or (d) something else?
2006-10-10 00:25:58 · 55 answers · asked by sarcasticquotemarks 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
D: something else. I think you should get a nuclear war head atatch it to a big drill, drill down to the centre of the earth and cover the planet in liquid hot magma and hold the world to ransom for $1,000,000. Or you could try to get sharks with fricking lazer beems atached to there heads?
2006-10-10 00:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew L 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First start off by creating your own religion which will enable you to invade countries one by one. You would need to brainwash everyone with good 'ol fashion marketing first. Once the whole world (everyone) worships you, you can appoint someone to run your religion, and by extension the world, for you while you do something else like play golf.
If there is resistance to your religion you can institute one of the following to convert and/ or kill people:
a) an Inquisition
b) a Jihad
c) a "Holy" Crusade
2006-10-10 01:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All of those things and more. Infiltrate NASA and build a space station with enough weapons to hold anyone ransom. Split the world into three countries and force them into a state of perpetual war. Violently brainwash everybody. Good luck!
2006-10-10 00:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
D) Something else, I find playing the game "Risk" against people who can't play is the easiest, quickest and least violent way(Although my mate did get annoyed that I wiped his wife's army out!!LOL} to take over the world.
All the rest seem like too much hard work!
2006-10-10 00:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow Tesco`s 10 easy ways to take over a country
2006-10-10 00:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by senoirpob 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
(d) something else.
I'm aiming to be world ruler on Wednesdays and so far I am practising with the board game 'Risk'. I've found that if I capture Australia early on, then strengthen it so it cannot be lost - it is relatively straightforward to plough through Asia & over to Europe. The States can be tricky - but generally crumble when faced with enough troops!
2006-10-10 01:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Nicola L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make a law reducing the working week to just 2 days in length.
A free home for everyone would help too.
2006-10-10 00:51:29 · answer #7 · answered by PS Drummer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a really good hypnotist and then get yourself onto a TV show and conduct a mass hypnosis experiment. Hypnotise everyone into believing you should be our next commander in chief.
It seems to work for most politicians...
2006-10-10 00:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Furball 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
B sounds quickest, but there's a lot to be said for the old fashioned Political dictatorship idea, nearly worked for Hitler.
2006-10-10 00:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Nobody200 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pinky and The Brain had some interesting ideas on how to take over the world. Maybe you can take some tips from them other than your a-d list on yahoo answers.
2006-10-10 00:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by sugarapple25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋