Does your pet have a funny name?

Question

I have two girl cats, one called Bobbins (because she is a bit bobbins) and one called Lola (inherited from mother in law so I didn't name her). I know they are not that funny but I want to get the smallest dog known to man and call it He-Man, what do you all think of that?

The other thing is that pets names all seem to get changed or the end up with loads of them,

Bobbins = Bobs, bobsy, bobster, bobalina, snibbob, snibsy, the baby etc

Lola = Loly, loly bird, the bird, lolls, little black bean, the bean etc.. stupid isn't it!

Answer 1

Quite the oposite of strange names- I have a chinchilla called Frank and used to have a cat called Clive. Pets deserve dignity: give them proper names

Answer 2

We have a female peregrine called Evil Edna, a Teicel (male peregrine) called Squirt cos hes a semen Donner and another called Smokin' Joe a female Harris hawk called Banshee cos she used to scream all the time and we used to have a male Harris called Screech, a friend used to have a white gyr falcon called Charlie (drug related joke there) and a black gyr named after an offensive word for a black person starting with N. An African spotted eagle owl called Measles, a hybrid falcon called sandwich (cos it was half bred), we have an Indian Eagle owl called Fugly cos when he was a baby he was F'ing Ugly, a Coopers Hawk called Alice (Alice Cooper) and I've always wanted a deer hunting female golden eagle called Bambi.

Answer 3

I hope you get that dog and you call it HE- MAN,
What do you call it for short, he! he! that is always a problem you have to remember that when you take it out you have to call it's name, anyway it is a good name for a tiny dog.

I have a female GSD named INKY her name was NICKY for the first 4yrs 9mths,We rescued her and she is the sister of my male so i had to have her but i hated the name because everyone was going on about Nikki on big brother,

My granddaughter was watching the film Aristor cats and in that film is a song that goes rinky dinky dddooo!!!!! and this dog thought she was being called.
So that was it no more Nicky but the poor dog is now called INKY we call her Inky do!!!!!!

Answer 4

I have a total of 3 cats - the female is Lochara (Lockie for short) which means 'follower' in Spanish as she follows me around.One tom cat is Bobo which is Spanish for silly because he's so timid he is silly and the other is Tater-Bug which is slang Jamaican (so I'm told) for lazy git which he is.They were all rescued from cats protection places so I was able to see what they were like before I named them

Answer 5

i have a rat named Habib, a pair of Russian dwarf hamsters called Stalin and Gorby, ironically, Gorby is jealous of Stalin, a cat named fatty, another cat named Baxter, a parrot called poco, or Fred, a small bird, a cocktail named tweaker, a fish named Audry my next pets manes are going to be theory and eighteen.
oh, i forgot, and we got a small dog called Jack, but i call him micro-puppy, or because of the way he follows my medium dog, bob/bobby, Mini-bob. I think hes a papillon

Answer 6

my pets have normal boring names - yawn!!! but my mate has 3 cats 1 called Mouse
and the other 2 are called ... Wherevabeen and Whatyabeendoin
which is funny when she is calling them into the house
she also has a white pony called Coal

Answer 7

We used to have a Briard dog called Mutley and a spaniel called Muppit, hamsters called Mungo and Jerry and a rabbit called Muffin and guniniie pig called pinny. My latest pet is a silver kitten called Snoopy. Love wierd names they make me laugh!

Answer 8

Our cat (who's just died aged nearly 20) was called "Squeaker" simply because of the noises he used to make when he was a kitten, but my Grandparents had a large mongrel dog who they called "Stinker" - and yes, for obvious reasons - he had a rather raucous wind problem, so you could never blame one of your own on the dog if it had been a quiet one !!!
More tea Vicar?

Answer 9

I really wanted to call my Russian drawf hamster "diddles" because she was so diddy and tiny but thought i would name her Billie, she has now passed away and my other half bought me another one this time a male and i was going to call him diddles but then changed it Jarred.. then it went to billy j for billy junior, i have a Syrian hamster named poppet when i got her i just didn't know what to call her and everytime i i went to see her i just kept saying "why you running away poppet" and it has stuck since, my sister has a golden orfe "fish" and i named him drawfy the orfey.

Answer 10

I used to have a cat that was called Squeebles-Winky.
I now have a cat called Digger Montgomery and a dog called Phoenix-booboo (took a while to toilet train him)