hahaha.....can you sketch out the scenario?!
2006-10-09 21:02:24 · 8 answers · asked by Huda_Alee 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Yes, Bush will be fluttering and babbling and trying to mutter words and syllables only he can understand, He will be cursing everybody from Blair to Condolessa Rice, He will **** in his pants cause he has never ever actually fought a real war, he will be desperate for booze as he is a certified alcoholic.
Osama on the other hand will be calm and composed, will talk in a very measured tone, will be sitting down and praying to Allah with his AK47 laid down by his side, its sling on his shoulder, smiling at Bush. meaning LOL I got you,
Jim carry as usual will be trying to talk to the crabs jumping from one stone to another tree, making faces at Bush, running away from Osama, trying to take off his flowery shirt and running towards the beach and back,
At night you will find Bush and Jim Huddled together, watchful of Osama and Osama sitting on a rock staring at the sea, swearing in Arabic at Bush.
The next morning AIRFORCE one will be looking for Bush, Bush will be just awake, By then Osama would have finished his morning prayers, and would have gone for a bath.
Jim would suggest they play a joke on him. Bush wears Osamas turban and JIM carries his AK 47.
Airforce one spots the three from above. They see a man swimming in the beach. naked to the waist, waist deep. They see Osama wearing a turban, and They see his liutenant cayying a gun.
Holy S h i t the sniper in Airforce one says, man he is watching our pres bathe, this is our chance. takes his aim, and fires at the Turban,
Bush is dead, In the confusion, Jim lifts his AK47 and takes aim, the gun rekochets, it fires, JIM dies, the bullet hits the fuel tank in the plane. Jim is hit in his mouth by the butt.
The plane crashes. three miles north, who cares, Osama gets outta the waters, picks up his turban, bloodied, washes it , puts it on, picks up his gun, and Walks away slowly into the Island.
2006-10-09 21:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I will shoot down osama in front of bush and ask Bush for money to produce a hollywood film starring Jim Carrey.
2006-10-09 21:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by SURAJ K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then Osama is screwed. Because Bush is my Commander in Chief and Jim's an American. I take orders from POTUS only, which undoubtly would be to take Osama out. So its a pretty clear cut scenario.
2006-10-09 21:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by CuriousE 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bush and Osama would be chasing each other around the only palm tree whilst Jim Carey sits and does jokes........
Not exactly the ideal holiday is it!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-09 21:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill all of them to maintain ur sanity between bush and bin's swabbling over terrorism and jim incorporates painful humour. there is in basic terms a million thank you to maintain, from killing urself. and thats to kill them whos with me? jim carrey could b first in my attractions of the gun a minimum of observing bush attempting to bi tch slap osama, could b remotly humorous
2016-10-16 00:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they have weapons, or are they left to battle it out with their wits??? I vote for wits.......
2006-10-09 21:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by KSR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beam me up, Scotty! Beam me up!
2006-10-09 21:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope.I better stay with my husband
2006-10-09 21:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by misha 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋