Here's the situation.
Your in a room with a homocidal maniac that is about to kill you with his bare hands. You are located on the very top floor of a 1000 story building, the electricity is out, and the door/windows are locked. You are leaning against a desk that contains 3 items which are: a butter knife, a rubber chicken, & a rocket launcher. Which item will you choose to defend yourself and why? Take into consideration that the butter knife is dull, the rubber chicken is rubber, and the rocket launcher will blow you both into smitherines!
2006-10-09 20:17:19 · 30 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rubber chicken.No question!
2006-10-09 20:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jotun 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We both Die, then.
Or I could stick the Butter-knife in Mr homicidal maniacs eye.
Threaten him with the rocket launcher & tell him 2 eat the Rubber Chicken.
Throw the Desk at him & push him out the window.
2006-10-09 20:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the maniac is really unarmed, your best bet is the knife, even if it is dull. Make him think you don't have it, get close, and fight for your life.
Then, when you've subdued him, put the knife down and taunt him with the rubber chicken.
But don't touch the rocket launcher. Stay away from the light!
2006-10-09 20:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll use the butter knife to unscrew the screws in the A/C vault trap door located in the ceiling.....While distracting him with the rubber chicken
As I escape through the ceiling, I quickly drop the rocket laucher back into the top floor (while simultaneously being far from its explosive reach) and BLOW the MANIAC UP!!
2006-10-09 20:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by What gives? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would use all three.
I would grab the rubber chicken and hit him on head with it,(as he was laughing at me being so stupid with the chicken) i would throw the rocket launcher at him and then grab the dull butter knife and stab him on the closest thing near me,IE, arm, shoulder, head, eye, etc.
BTY, how far from me is he standing. I might be better off with hitting him on the head with the launcher to start with. KNOCK him out. Get on my cell and tell them they better hurry or I would really get homicidal myself.
2006-10-09 20:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mary D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither! cause I'd be so terrified that I'd faint!!!
However if I didn't faint, I'd grab the rubber duck throw it to one side to distract him...then blow the door with the rocket launcher and then grab the knife and run out!
but on second thought I think i'd just kick him in the balls. and then kick him when his down......and then.....
I've never seen a 1000story building.....so I'd never be on one....and if i ever am...I'd have a parachute on....so no worries I'd just jump out of the window....
....I can't believe I'm answering this question!!!!
2006-10-09 20:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Alexis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol o my that's such a stupid question but in the same time that really makes u think lol i think i would rather kill my self maybe as i was jumping out of the window blast him with the rocket lol or through the chicken in his face and run to the bottom but then again i would probilly die there anyways and with the butter knife that's just not helping lol so really there is no way out u have to face it you are going to die and u just have to choice how you want to die
2006-10-09 20:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by typhaniee0027 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd still go with the knife. It will be more painfull for him. If that doesnt work then ill use the rocket launcher.. I mean if im gunna die anyway, why not take him with me?
2006-10-09 20:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Claude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would just to do what i had to w. the knife, it may not hurt him much but hey its worth a shot and it could buy you time to grab or do something else. or i could use the rocket launcher, i would feel better knowing we were both dead knowing i caused it then to let him have the satisfaction of killing me.
2006-10-09 20:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would use the rocket launcher. If I am going to die anyway, I amy as wel kill the homicidal maniac as well!!
2006-10-09 20:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first I'd take the buttter knife and offer it to him and ask him to cut the rubber chicken, then I'd ask him to light the rocket launcher so tht he'd be able to cook the chicken more tender, then i'd call u to eat tht chicken. hahahhha
2006-10-09 20:22:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋