my buddy joe and his gf kelsy have been datin a while. well he got her pregnant. he claims they didnt have sex and she got preg. from swallowing *the juice* i BEG TO DIFFER and keep telling him thats impossible way for her to get preg. so either she slept with someone else or he is shittin me.
impossible right?
2006-10-09 18:34:30 · 9 answers · asked by jason m 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Yep, impossible, and if that's her story, she's a liar and him a FOOL for believing it...
2006-10-09 18:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahaha!!! I'm sorry, but you've got me laughing real hard here...What? he thinks he's talking to a 5-yr-old? If she's pregnant and claims that she got pregnant from swallowing his juice, that means she's pregnant from some other guy and the guy didn't want to take responsibility for her pregnancy and now she's looking for a dumba** to dump the responsibility on. My answer" SUPER IMPOSSIBLE!! Okay, let me keep laughing .....
2006-10-10 01:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by SheDevil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impossible. Tell Joe to dump this lying little whore.
2006-10-10 01:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy better stop eating watermelon seeds, he could have a bumper crop of watermelons coming out of his stomach any day now.
The girl is lying to him as she is lying next to the father.
I don't swallow that story one bit. lol
2006-10-10 01:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your buddy Joe is sooooooooo sh*tt*ng you. What you put inside your mouth goes into your DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, and not the reproductive system.
2006-10-10 01:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by ~Amor~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that was true she'd be the richest woman on the planet because it would be a first to all of mankind!!!!..your friend is a dumb*** if he actually believes that.....
2006-10-10 01:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is so hilarious! well at least your the one with the brains. dude your totally right he couldnt have gotten his girl pregnant from her swollowing his juice.
2006-10-10 03:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by thinkofmealwayslver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of them is definitely lying
2006-10-10 01:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by Cnote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is shittin ... duh
2006-10-10 01:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by black cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋