Yawn, I am tired. Could you tell me a bedtime story?

Question

There must be a part in it where a fat person explodes.

Answer 1

Once upon a time there where one skinny person named Larry and one fat person named Bertha.

Well they hadn't been together for 20 yrs. Larry had move on and married his truck. Bertha was still stuck on him. She had a wall plastured with all his pictures and she would kiss them every night.. He was her first and her last. She knew that she would be with him eventually. She never knew why he had left their small home town of Hazzard. Larry had to Escape from her. She had chained him down in the root cellar and he had no food or water for a month. He finally escaped and hijacked a Truck named Betty.

He was scared of women after that and choose to be with his truck. His truck had saved his life and he had saved Betty"s life too. Betty was going to be use to do terriorist acts. The terroist plans were to load her up with explosives and ram her into the side of a Gay Bar where Larry was hanging out that day. Larry saw Bertha walking by to try to find him. She walked by and he saw her in the window. He ran through the back door and hid behind some garabage cans. He heard the terroist plot. He jump them and stole Betty. He dumped all the explosive into the river.

Larry had got himself into some heavy dealings in his New City of Iceberg. He had been dealing with a man name Soddam who was a big Kahoona of making Bubble gum and explosives. Larry owed him 100,000 in horse bets. He was trying to avoid him at all cost. He even changed his phone number a few times.

Soddam had a plan to get him back. He found out the secert of Bertha. He had contacted her and told him were he could be found and where he hangs out.

Anyways 500 pound Bretha was put in a uhaul trailer and shipped down to Iceberg. The gave her 20 boxes of compementry twinkies that had a bit of a kick. Bretha experience a lot of gas and couldn't stop farting.

When she had rearch Iceberg, Soddam had greeted her. He told her that she would see him at the local 7 Eleven at 5.30 that night. His usually routine is to go there after work and get a Bean Burrito and a slurpee. Bretha jumped for joy and made the earth shake. Soddam wanted to get rid of her so fast, she smelt like a greasy pile of gargabe, breathed through one noseral and was so fashionalbey out of style. She wore a moo moo, no bra, didn't shave her legs and wore bright blue eye shadow.

Bretha woobled down to the 7 Eleven for 5:30. She farted the whole way down and didn’t know why it smelt like gun powder.
She saw Larry pouring a slurpee and holding a bean burrito. She moaned out Larry and he turned his head and knocked over the slurpee cup. She came charging like a heard of buffalo towards him. She belly flopped on him and tried to kiss him. Larry struggled and the only weapon he had to protect him was his Burrito. He clamped it inside the hairy beast mouth. Her mouth was stuck the only thing she could do was to eat the burrito.
She got up off of Larry and felt her stomach expanding inside. Weird gurgling and farting noises came out of her but. The store clerk yelled “She is about to blow.” And everyone in the store ran. Larry was in to much shock to do anything, he just watch with big eyes.
Aloud explosion was heard. The whole 7 Eleven had fell to the ground. Pieces of Breath had splatter all over the place. Poor Larry didn’t make it out. The local church morned over the lost of Larry. In his honor the had a pig roast. They used the remains of Breatha since she was to big dispose of and she was big enough to feed a town. Soddam laughed evily at Larry’s funeral. He had put gun powder in Bertha’s Twinkies.

The end.

I hope you like it. Good nite and sweet dreams.

Answer 2

Once upon a time in a land called No man's land coz it's Fat man's land. Anyways, so this skinny as/s robber who didn't read the sign. He went into the land and saw all these KFC flowers growing on the ground. He picked one and a chicken fell out of it. He ate it all up because it was a Streetwise Meal...and next to the bed of KFC flowers, he saw a sign that read "Not edible to the fatties of this land...please, help yourself" So he picked at least a hundred flowers and chickens fell out of all of them! He took the bag of chickens and went on off to the Ronald McDonald Castle...he put all the chickens in envelopes and mailed them to the owners! The owner, Hefty Heffalump, was so hungry he decided to eat all the chickens...with dumplings and pork sausages! When he got to about the 99th chicken his stomach started to rumble...a chemical reaction started to take place...and BOOM, he exploded. And the robber lived happily ever after in the ROnald McDonald Castle!

The end

Answer 3

Once upon a time, a fat person exploded, The end!

Answer 4

Once upon a time there was a little pain the +++ named Jager who need to turn over, shut his eyes, and go to sleep . . . . before his fat uncle Suggo explodes. The end!!!

Answer 5

well there once was a princess then a very mean man the man was fat then the prince comes and rescues the princess then uses his magic wand then makes the big giant explodes then disapers

Answer 6

whats up with the fat jokes? Once a time a bee stung a guys pp. It got very large and he got phone numbers instantly from the ladies.

Answer 7

Once upon a time there was an incredibly fat monkey! His name was Im-Gonna-die and Im-Gonna-die was ALLERGIC TO BANANAS! he ate a banana and became sick. he went to the hospital. They wanted to take out the banana so they got an atom bomb and blew up the monkey!

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Answer 8

once apon a time there was a little boy. he ate too much because he lived in willy wonkas factory with the ompaloompas . then one day, he had his final junior mint and blew up. starbursts flew everywhere.

how was that? lol

Answer 9

to tired myself

Answer 10

Why must you insult ppl??

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