My GF makes me look at what she leaves in the toilet???

Question

Sometimes it's a rubber ducky, somtimes a rubber chicken, one time it was a Mr. T Action Figure.

It was cute at first but now I think there might be something wrong with her and I realize how unsanitary it is.

How should I suggest that she get pyschological counseling?

Answer 1

put a picture of the 2 of you in the toilette then tell her what you feel.

Answer 2

Here ya go;

Drink a quart of prune juice, eat three ripe peaches, 1/2 cup of corn, 1/2 cup of peanuts. Follow that up quickly with a 16 ounce glass of mixed up Metamucil.

FORCE yourself to wait 30 minutes. I don't care how you do it, but you hold it all in for 30 to 45 minutes. Longer if you can. Then make sure there's a delightful little toy in there again when you "almost" make it to the toilette. Make SURE to spray the wall on the way to the seat. Play really sick. You might not be feeling real well at this point anyway. Shower off and go lay down. DO NOT CLEAN UP THE MESS!!!

That's one toy that will probably get thrown away and she'll never risk putting others in there again.

You're welcome....always here to help.

Answer 3

lol as soon as i stop laughing I'll try to give my advice....................................deep breath....ok first of all..what the heck she eating these days? lol when you say "Sometimes it's a rubber ducky, sometimes a rubber chicken, one time it was a Mr. T Action Figure" are we talking actual objects or fecal look alikes? Not that either are normal but one is definitely worse than the other yet both are very childish. Tell her the joke is old and suggest a new hobby.
Tockers...laughed my **** off at your reply...had to dry my eyes.

Answer 4

Start flushing her little surprises down the john. The sheer cost of reproducing her sight-gags will deter her unsavory habit. If she still insists on filling the crapper with paraphernalia, grab her by the back of the head and shove her face into the water and tell her that she needs to bob for dinner.

Answer 5

"It was cute at first but now I think there might be something wrong with her and I realize how unsanitary it is."

Tell her that! Alright,haha it was funny the first time but it's gotten a bit old. =P

Odds are she wouldn't keep doing it if she realized you feel that way,and if you tell her she'll probably think how stupid she was and then move on to find a new weird joke. =)

Answer 6

Well, as long as she cleans her toys after putting them in the toilet, I guess it's OK. I'd be even more worried if she tried flushing them.
Maybe she just needs you attention. Do you ignore her a lot?
Maybe you BOTH need therapy!!! See if you can get a two for one deal with a therapist working closest to you. Good luck to you both!!!

Answer 7

That is weird. Maybe you should try talking to her first, just tell her how you feel and that is unsanitary and are worried of getting sick. You could use that excuse. If that doesn't work maybe she needs professional help. Good luck with that.

Answer 8

She's an odd one. I doubt she'd go to a therapist for that, though.
You could ask her to please stop.
When and if she starts putting things like your toothbrush in the toilet, get rid of her fast!!!!!!
Or better yet, take your house key that she uses, place it in the toilet, flush it, and say "oops!" and don't give her a new key.

Answer 9

WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO DO THIS. I'M IN A HURRY, I'D PROBABLY PEE ON IT BEFORE I HAD TIME TO LOOK TO SEE IF ANYTHING WAS IN THERE. TELL HER ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. LEAVE HER SOMETHING OF YOURS TO FLUSH AND LOOK AT.

Answer 10

I suggest you get a new GF. Gee Whiz!!!