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The cheesier the better!! im a big fan of "nice shoes, wanna f*ck" and "did you eat lucky charms today....cause your magicly delicious"...lol, just cracks me up!

2006-10-09 15:04:38 · 14 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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do you spit or swallow.. eather way am game

2006-10-09 15:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by dewstate 3 · 0 0

Hey, pick up your clothes! What do you think the hamper is for?
Those toys aren't going to pick themselves up!
Honey, when you go to the store can you pick up some beer?
I'm too old for the other kind of pick up lines.

2006-10-09 22:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Guy: did it hurt?
Girl: ummmm did what hurt?
Guy: the fall from heavan because with a face like that, u must b an angel

2006-10-09 22:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0 0

I think pick up lines make women and men look desperate.

2006-10-10 05:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

yeah lol how about this one. You walk up to the person and look at the back of their neck and nodd your head and say. "yup, I knew it." they ask what do you mean and you say " made in heaven." also, you ask "did it hurt?" and they ask what . You say when you fell from Heaven.

2006-10-09 22:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by unknown 3 · 0 0

I tried your first line a few times but I kept getting drinks thrown at me.

Now I say "Nice dress......"

2006-10-09 22:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0 1

hey i lost my number, could i have yours?

That's a real good dress you're wearing, it'll look better on my bedroom floor

2006-10-09 22:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I favor the "anti-line"

Like...
guy: hey baby what's your sign?
girl: do not enter

2006-10-09 22:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Guy: did it hurt when u fell
Me:from where
Guy: heaven

2006-10-09 22:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Tia 3 · 0 0

are you sure your names not Campbell ..Cause your mm mm good!!
is that a mirror in your pocket ,Cause I can see myself in your pants..

2006-10-09 22:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0 0

"Are those space jeans you're wearing? Cuz your @ss is outta this world!"

2006-10-09 22:25:11 · answer #11 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0 0

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