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if I was the opposite of Jared from Subway?

I am in pretty good shape now, but if I laid around all day, and just ate Big Macs or Whoppers, I am almost positive I could look like Jared used to.

Should I call the burger places about this to gauge their interest?

I could get a cool song too:

"His name is Dufus, and he'll lead ya to McDonald's!"

2006-10-09 13:29:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out Fast Food

17 answers

not at all

2006-10-09 13:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let's be honest about this. If Jared ate nothing but Subway, and lost all that weight, then he must have eaten all veggie subs with no mayo! You know damn good and well, that alot of his weight loss was from the walking he did! I mean c'mon, look at all the bread you get with a Subway sandwich! We all know bread is fattening! I'm so tired of all the fast food lies! Wake up America! We are the fattest nation on earth! When we all stop giving them our money, and demand that they make changes, they will do something!

2006-10-10 01:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca_sld 4 · 1 0

Burger King might hire you to eat McDonalds food everyday and blow up like "Fat Jared"....then start eating at their resturant to lose weight.....lets see, what could you eat to lose weight at BK? I eat junior whoppers minus the bun and a diet coke.....maybe they can come up with a low carb menu? Give 'em a call !!! Be sure to take your BM pictures !!!( before McDonalds)
I love the song !! What tune does it go with ?

2006-10-10 03:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you should upgrade that resume for a real job. If you are over the age of sixteen, it is time to move on. Unless you want to spend winters at McDick's and summers picking fruit and garbage.

2006-10-09 19:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by Desert Sienna 4 · 0 0

you may paintings at macdonalds yet you wont gets a commission lots paintings at publix or winndexie ther hiring 14 and 15 365 days old publix will pay extra and you will gat paid extra and you gets a commission each and every friday solid success

2016-10-16 00:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by chowning 4 · 0 0

Not right now. They are in trouble with their food choices as it is, I don't think they'll take the chance, no matter how good you are.
Sorry, man.

2006-10-09 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by Lala 4 · 0 0

Sure, and they'll name a menu item after you-the McDufus.

2006-10-10 17:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by hoodoowoman 4 · 0 0

Well, if you want to get paid slave wages and get treated like a dog, then be my guest, but I'm not keen on it myself.

2006-10-09 17:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you are 16 YES... fast food places are always in need of people.

2006-10-09 15:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by HockeyFan 3 · 0 0

Sure they might like it if they are looking for Dumb ideas.

2006-10-10 03:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Queen Sis 2 · 0 0

yeah but they r going to work u if they see u r lazy

2006-10-09 16:31:52 · answer #11 · answered by lexiekat 2 · 0 0

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