Meh give me a joke and your opinion of marvels strongest hero doesnt have to be super strength just any type of power that you think is the best :)
2006-10-09 13:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
tom sounds stressed out LOL
2006-10-09 14:11:46 · update #1
I'm dissapointed that I couldn't come up with more super hero jokes, oh well...
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
A. "An armoured car!"
Q. "What did Doc Ock do at the bank?"
A. "Commit armed robbery!"
There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.
2006-10-09 14:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by HiddenLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so there is a superhero bar, and Wolverine, The Hulk, and Spider-Man go into the bar.
Wolverine: Didn't know you drank wallcrawler?
Spider-Man: Well, being married isn't all it's cracked up to be?
Hulk: Hulk miss Betty! Where Hulk's Beer?
Wolverine: Bartender give the big green guy a tall logger.
Hulk: Hulk want logger!
Spider-Man: I'll have a Miller.
Wolverine: I'll have a Corona.
A beautiful mutant woman walks into the bar.
Woman: So, you boys want a good time?
Wolverine, Hulk, and Spider-Man: MORE BEER!
I love Phoenix's power because, she can do anything. Telepathy and telekinesis, hell yeah.
2006-10-09 15:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't Mark Foley need a bookmark? Because he can bend over a page. I think that Wolverine has the best powers because he has the healing power and the adimantium claws. He would kill Cyclops in a heartbeat
2006-10-09 15:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Poliscinut23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always go for the non-powered heroes like Batman, V for Vendetta, or Shang Chi.
They are a lot more effective, and FAR more intelligent than powered heroes.
2006-10-09 13:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?
A: The taste.
Spider-Man has always been my fave! His powers are so unique and I never get sick of the one liners he spits out during a battle. When the movie came out, I saw it in the theater and this may sound stupid, but I actually forgot to breathe during the web-swinging scene, it was so cool.
2006-10-09 15:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jogong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dungeons & Dragons Online- It's totally free and graphics/gameplay are pretty good. Has different types of armor/quests/races and classes/etc.
2016-03-28 03:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Archangel is the strongest. He can fly, He regrew his wings after they were cut off. He is well trained at fighting as well as his wing skills like floating. When he had metal wings he could attack people. etc...
2006-10-09 15:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by halfdrak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batman, he doesn't have super powers but is still pretty strong.
2006-10-09 18:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by BAJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batman,Catwoman,and superman.
2006-10-09 17:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id go with myself as the superhero i mean i can"t fly but f*** can anyone else so f*** them if they think my 9-5 job isnt kick a** and that yelling at 2nd graders isn't equal to throwing a robot through a 25 storie plate glasss window then f*** them
2006-10-09 13:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by tom 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋