My wife hates the fact that I make her cook dinner for me every night. She says she's tired of waiting on me hand and foot and that I should help out around the house more often. I feel terrible about the situation and so I have a really important question to ask --
What should I tell my back-talking old lady to make me for dinner tonight?
2006-10-09 13:21:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Brady, you should do stand up, you're funny.
2006-10-09 13:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sunbaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn I bet you feel like a big man don't you? Not every man can MAKE his wife do what they want them to do. First of all I don't think you make her do anything she doesn't want to, be glad she fixed you 1 night of dinner much less 7 night's of dinner. your a @ss hole fix your own damn dinner what ever suits your fancy, lets see maybe some Alpo over rice with a side of turkey @sses and gravy with hot biscuits, would you like that? Alpo for the dog in you,turkey @ss for the last part that went over the fence because thats were you would be going after i put my size 9 shoe up your butt and sent you sailing, and the biscuit to soak up the $hit that just came out of your mouth by asking such a stupid question!!!!!!!
2006-10-09 21:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by SANCY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should feel bad, its hard to wait on people. especially every night. You should either offer to make it yourself. Or if you have a family then its really hard on her, offer to help her make it. You can make this fun, you might enjoy cooking with her, and she'll look forward to spending the time with you. If you don't want to do these then at least let her know how much you appreciate it.
^_^
2006-10-09 20:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by shawn_em13 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about steak, baked potato, and a salad. When she is done cooking and you have eaten, she can give you a nice back massage.
Oh and then pigs will fly out your ***. I am assuming that is what happens in your little fantasy world.
Enjoy dinner.
2006-10-09 20:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Simply Lovely 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your back talking old lady to open up a can of dog food for ya! That'll do you just fine since you now realize what a dumb *** dog you are!
2006-10-09 20:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your lucky I'm not married to you id throw the pan down and the silverware walkout and say cook it your dam self tonight I'm going out for diner. and a couple of drinks. and maybe even a new man!
2006-10-09 20:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dakotah D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Taking a line from the movie "The Breakfast Club"... *****, go and make me a Turkey Pot Pie.
2006-10-09 20:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by BuffyFromGP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the hag a list of what you want for dinner each week.
What the hell does she mean that you should "help around the house"? That's women's work. You have no reason to feel terrible, It's her problem.
2006-10-09 20:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nothing, Make her dinner for a change
2006-10-09 21:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Penis Chowder w/ Balls on the side. Could be the next best thing.
2006-10-09 20:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd better hush brady, or you're going to be eating alone or cooking for yourself. I don't know why she married you.
2006-10-09 20:44:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋