There's this elephant that's been rummaging through my trash cans and I want to kill it but I dont have a gun. I'm pretty strong so im thinking bare hands are fine and its inexpensive. I'm thinking that i could poke it in the eyes to distract it the suplex it till it dies. do you think that'd work?
2006-10-09 13:20:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
have your girlfriend flash him this will distract him so you can use your superman powers to fling him back into africa.
2006-10-09 13:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Adriana27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would talk to the elephant and see if there was any way to work out a resolution. If not, set up an alarm with your trash cans that would simulate sirens, gun shots and fireworks. Unless the elephant is dumb, this idea much just scare the elephant and he would not return.
2006-10-09 13:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the pet store and buy a mouse and keep the mouse in a cage by your trash cans for a day. He'll get scared of the mouse and leave and never come back 'cause he'll never forget the mouse was there. If that doesn't work, try a mouse trap. Once he gets one snapped onto his nose he won't forget that either. And he'll think that you already have mice around there.
2006-10-09 13:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that won't work. There is only one answer, hide it. The way you hide an elephant is put red tennis shoes on the elephant and lead him into a strawberry patch. He will never be found again.
2006-10-09 13:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Set out some curry, and wait for it to come....
Next, offer it a job working on computers
Then, it will accept your invention, and drink the soup. (make sure you put a little...something-something in there) then, all you have to worry about it burying it! Put it by the tulips....lovely place? Don't you think?
2006-10-10 12:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you need to do is cover the elephants in vaseline, and then slide down a hill.
2006-10-09 13:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Canadian Bacon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless it's from India...
2006-10-09 13:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by What, what, what?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the best, and easiest way would be to set it on fire
2006-10-09 13:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by Soul-Unleashed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋