2006-10-09 13:06:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I gotta give you credit, my friend. You're sounding more and more like John Kerry every day. I'm starting to believe you're really him!
2006-10-09 13:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Wayne H 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Use water. A duvet is ideal.
Toilet paper, leaves only smear it around. Washing is far more hygienic & saves the trees!
2006-10-09 20:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by muffdiver4u1951 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Britta, my dad accidentally used that leaf on his backside while he was out tending to business on a camping trip..
I had heard mullein leaves were pretty good for this sort of thing..
AND I heard it has many good medicinal purposes as well!
2006-10-09 20:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by sassy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You first.
2006-10-09 20:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There are no 2-ply leaves man. Tear though is to great a risk.
2006-10-09 20:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by snuffaluffagus_2001 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Cactus leaves make the best TP substitute, if you like.
2006-10-09 20:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Snowflake 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why don't we just use copies of worn-out, b.s. Republican propaganda? We'll never run out of that, and it will be put to much better use cleaning my bottom!
2006-10-09 20:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I know this is some sick joke, but I agree. Save the Trees, Use your sleeve.
2006-10-09 20:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Larry the Cable Girl 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
What do you do if there are only pine trees where you are doing the deed?
2006-10-09 20:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
only when in the woods
2006-10-09 20:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Coconuts 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋