911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is
pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted.
"This is her husband!"
2006-10-09 12:54:49 · 18 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very Funny!
2006-10-10 04:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am smart because the husband thinks that the dispatcher means that HE is the first child. But the dispatcher actually means if his wife is having her first child.
2006-10-09 20:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I would know the difference! And I'm not so smart at times.
2006-10-09 19:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Purrfectly Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it b4 but still gave me a good laugh thanz 4 making my day =Dâ¥
2006-10-09 19:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by iluvsoftball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good. Genuinely funny.
2006-10-09 19:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-09 20:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its funny cause its tru! husbands are like children! haha
2006-10-09 19:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by cutie123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-09 19:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one.
2006-10-09 20:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it....
I guess I'm stoopid... dede-duh-deee
2006-10-09 20:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by Islander 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋